When was your last day without any drinks?

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by John Barleycorn » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:44 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Hey I got drinks of daddies beer as soon as I could open the fridge and bring him one. we used to swipe beers from the neighborhood parties and drink em that was a thrill. Then as a teen we would score booze and that was the awesome. WE SHOULDNT HAVE THIS. I drank alot of shitty skunked beer or shit wine or giant low end bottles of vodka, puked my guts out, did stupid shit in public and passed out with my hair stuck to the carpet by the miracle adhesion of dried vomit.
thats how you learn.
My dad also gave me a sip for bringing the beer. And then stuff like swiping a beer of his every few days until I could muster up a 12 pack.

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by captain gonzo » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:13 am

My Dad took me to the pub regularly from about the age of 13 and my mum used to buy me beers for the weekend about the same age. Once I got to 16 I had some level of tolerance and going to the pub with my mates was hilarious cos they had only just started drinking at all.
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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by BBoozer » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:58 am

My dad, may he rest in peace, never let me sip from his beer. I had to go the the shop every two days to buy him a fresh 24-case of beer and he never offered me one. Later, when he had had a major heart attack and wasn't supposed to drink anymore at all, we would share a bottle of wine. This was when I was already in my twenties. That didn't last for long. He died at 51.

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wanderlife » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:35 am

About three weeks ago for a work overnight bonding thing....damn I was glad it was over...mor than made up for it after

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wanderlife » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:36 am

Made me realy wanna find people who want to drink with me!

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wanderlife » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:37 am

cheers yall!
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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Savage » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:11 am

My grandmothers greeting was "Hi Doll, you want some vino?"
like tears in rain

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wanderlife » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:49 am

Savage wrote:My grandmothers greeting was "Hi Doll, you want some vino?"
And my answer would be" yes I do grandm thank you so much!"

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by WolfOfTheWest » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:25 pm

I took a day off yesterday cuz i found some weird lesions on my dick. not sure if its too much alcohol or an STI, but it didnt go away after a full day not drinking, so this morning i had a beer. and what?
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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wanderlife » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:08 pm

Yesterday

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Wingman » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:32 pm

Phenom wrote:I took a day off yesterday cuz i found some weird lesions on my dick. not sure if its too much alcohol or an STI
um. i think you may be doing it wrong. whiskey goes in yer mouth, and out yer dick.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Chimneyfish » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:04 pm

Phenom wrote:I took a day off yesterday cuz i found some weird lesions on my dick. not sure if its too much alcohol or an STI, but it didnt go away after a full day not drinking, so this morning i had a beer. and what?
A couple years ago I had a couple weird bumps under my dick for awhile. I made a thread about it in hopes of getting some more detailed medical advice but I think Goose deleted it. It turned out I had just gotten way too high and they ended up just being my balls.
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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by JimLahey » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:47 pm

The last two posts are fucking hilarious!

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by BBoozer » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:55 am

If your dick hurts, you should stop fucking, not stop drinking. In any case, alcohol will solve your problem.

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Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

Post by Aloysius_of_Tahiti » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:33 am

BBoozer wrote:If your dick hurts, you should stop fucking, not stop drinking. In any case, alcohol will solve your problem.
Yup, a splash of whiskey for the dick, and two down the gullet. That'll fix you up just fine.

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