When was your last day without any drinks?

Aloysius_of_Tahiti · Post by **Aloysius_of_Tahiti** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:33 am

BBoozer wrote:If your dick hurts, you should stop fucking, not stop drinking. In any case, alcohol will solve your problem.

Yup, a splash of whiskey for the dick, and two down the gullet. That'll fix you up just fine.

beerkegbilly · Post by **beerkegbilly** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:38 pm

does jail wine count if not since march. I was in jail

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:01 pm

i only had 3 beers with dinner last night; does that count?

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:20 am

beerkegbilly wrote:does jail wine count if not since march. I was in jail

What the hell were you doing there?

John Barleycorn · Post by **John Barleycorn** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:29 pm

beerkegbilly wrote:does jail wine count if not since march. I was in jail

Since you're the one who drank the pruno, I think you should decide if it counts. Was the experience of drinking it the same as having a drink or did it somehow fail to live up to the Platonic form of a drink? I'm not asking if it was the perfect drink, but did it participate enough in the essence of drinkness to qualify as a drink? To use a metaphor, if I were to gather enough books to arrange a place for me to sit among them, to what degree does that arrangement qualify as a chair, albeit a chair made of books?

Aloysius_of_Tahiti · Post by **Aloysius_of_Tahiti** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:51 pm

Just went on a two-day dry bender, only to test my will. I think a good drunk should do this every few months, so that when he/she comes back to the sauce, there's a new-found love there.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:02 pm

Rehab, about six years ago.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:36 pm

greygoose wrote:Rehab, about six years ago.

Yikes, what was that like?

Wanderlife · Post by **Wanderlife** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:05 am

Awhiel ago. Tho I did stay relativley undrunk when I went to see my grandmother only had a couple that afternoon i don't think she even notices I was buzzed. I made well up for it later

SourMash · Post by **SourMash** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:17 am

I ran into a dry spell more commonly known as a relationship awhile back. I eventually came to my senses...

Wanderlife · Post by **Wanderlife** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:07 am

its been awhile

Wanderlife · Post by **Wanderlife** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:14 am

I don't remember.When I was 15 I didn't drink every day but I drank avery chance I got. I don't think I have had a undrunk day since I was seventeen

BBoozer · Post by **BBoozer** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:57 am

Aloysius82 wrote:
BBoozer wrote:If your dick hurts, you should stop fucking, not stop drinking. In any case, alcohol will solve your problem.
Yup, a splash of whiskey for the dick, and two down the gullet. That'll fix you up just fine.

This post reminds me of my ex-wife, she gave 'whiskey dick' a different meaning. It fixed her up in any case.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:33 pm

Aloysius82 wrote:Just went on a two-day dry bender

What?

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:46 am

FNZ wrote:
Aloysius82 wrote:Just went on a two-day dry bender
What?

oh. i get it. 'cause it felt like a week.

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