When was your last day without any drinks?

[Chimneyfish]

They have pot in New York?

[Corrodesthefilm]

They have pot in New York?

Apparently Yankees have learned how to cultivate things other than concrete on rare occasion. (I kid, I kid!)

Your avatar makes me hungry.

[JimLahey]

That bacon looks mighty sexy right now.

[Corrodesthefilm]

To answer the topic: Well a couple weeks back I woke up late in the afternoon after a party and swore I'd never drink again. Fool's words, however, but it was probably a good 24 hours between "last drink" and "first drink."

[John Barleycorn]

To answer the topic: Well a couple weeks back I woke up late in the afternoon after a party and swore I'd never drink again.

I never swear that. But I might say "I'm not drinking today."

[John Barleycorn]

BTW , Corrodesthefilm, you're OK. Custom here is new guy buys. I'll have a virtual Wild Turkey.

[Corrodesthefilm]

Sendin' it down the bar. Next round's on you.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Back in '96 I did 60 days in the county workhouse. I only got drunk twice while paying my debt to society.

[JimLahey]

Back in '96 I did 60 days in the county workhouse. I only got drunk twice while paying my debt to society.

I always wondered how that works... do you just ask around for who makes Pruno or did he find you first?

[ThirstyDrunk]

it didn't take long to figure out who to talk to. Plus I had been there before so I kinda knew how things went.

A buddy of mine did 6 months in there but they let him out 10 hours a day to go to work. He would work about 5 hours and ride his bike to my house and drink and smoke as much as he could. He would ride his bike back there fuckin blasted stoned drunk and they never even questioned him as long as he made it back on time.

[John Barleycorn]

it didn't take long to figure out who to talk to. Plus I had been there before so I kinda knew how things went.

A buddy of mine did 6 months in there but they let him out 10 hours a day to go to work. He would work about 5 hours and ride his bike to my house and drink and smoke as much as he could. He would ride his bike back there fuckin blasted stoned drunk and they never even questioned him as long as he made it back on time.

You are a good friend.

[John Barleycorn]

Sendin' it down the bar. Next round's on you.

Sure thing.

[JimLahey]

it didn't take long to figure out who to talk to. Plus I had been there before so I kinda knew how things went.

A buddy of mine did 6 months in there but they let him out 10 hours a day to go to work. He would work about 5 hours and ride his bike to my house and drink and smoke as much as he could. He would ride his bike back there fuckin blasted stoned drunk and they never even questioned him as long as he made it back on time.

Well shit, sign me up, I'm gonna go commit some crimes. That sounds like a resort to me. Fucking awesome!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Yea, it ain't nearly as fun as it all sounds.

[NYDingbat]

They have pot in New York?

That bacon is almost gorgeous! Turn it and burn it. I like my bacon so it can pound a 10 penny nail into a 2x4.