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Ex's

Post by Smatter Noguts » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:42 pm

Found out today that one of mine is living in a $4 mill house in California and working for Sony.

She wasn't the true love, but damn, her hubby that sold me the Honda 360 in 1972 is still along for the ride.

Life is funny, kids.

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Re: Ex's

Post by JimLahey » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:15 pm

Must be so easy to be a good looking woman... just bag yourself a whale and retire.

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Re: Ex's

Post by BBoozer » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:55 am

JimLahey wrote:Must be so easy to be a good looking woman... just bag yourself a whale and retire.
Well... JimLahey, Smatter mentioned that she does work for Sony. Maybe she is vice president or something and has paid for the house herself. There are women who make a carreer for themselves and don't depend on their husband's money.

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Re: Ex's

Post by Savage » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:00 am

My exes were pretty much ne'er do wells. I had bad taste in men, until I slapped myself upside the head, and met Grumpy.
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Re: Ex's

Post by BBoozer » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:34 am

After ten years of being divorced, I still have (sexually laden) dreams about my ex. Strange thing is: the sex with my redhead is better (and surely more frequent) than it used to be with my ex-wife. Moreover, she was a real bitch. Any psychoanalysts on this board????

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Re: Ex's

Post by DeeboCools » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:32 pm

BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.
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Re: Ex's

Post by JimLahey » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:01 pm

BBoozer wrote:After ten years of being divorced, I still have (sexually laden) dreams about my ex. Strange thing is: the sex with my redhead is better (and surely more frequent) than it used to be with my ex-wife. Moreover, she was a real bitch. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
I'm exactly the same way. Especially memories of first girlfriends, those never go away.

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Post by Jags » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:27 pm

DeeboCools wrote:
BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.

Thank you for reminding me. Prescription received and filled.
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Re: Ex's

Post by Wingman » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:26 pm

wouldn't trade a one. they all make me happy, either because i had 'em, or because they're gone.

to all the girls we've loved before!
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Ex's

Post by JimLahey » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:28 pm

Wingman wrote:wouldn't trade a one. they all make me happy, either because i had 'em, or because they're gone.

to all the girls we've loved before!
And to those we didn't, cheers!

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Re: Ex's

Post by BBoozer » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:58 am

Wingman wrote:wouldn't trade a one. they all make me happy, either because i had 'em, or because they're gone.

to all the girls we've loved before!
Cheers indeed, man!

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Re: Ex's

Post by BBoozer » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:03 am

A song from Belgium on this subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ROI8moFpU

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Re: Ex's

Post by BBoozer » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:11 am

DeeboCools wrote:
BBoozer wrote:. Any psychoanalysts on this board????
Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care.
Yeah, fuck those feelings, I once dated a big-breasted French girl who liked it up the butt. Why aren't my dreams reminders of those sexual encounters?

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Re: Ex's

Post by peetie44 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:01 pm

I have an oil heiress, a hotel/real estate heiress and a (Canadian) supermarket-chain heiress in my past -- I SHIT YOU NOT!

If only one of them might've been a distillery or brewery heiress...
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Re: Ex's

Post by Resident Asshole » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:30 pm

I would stay with a girl for money. Money=booze. That's just logical.
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