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Re: This One's On Me - Intro

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Don't underestimate the importance of jerking.

Gimme a punchbowl of iced gin. Cheers.
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There's nothing wrong with being a robot as long as you drink

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I'll have some jungle juice, neat. leave the punch bowl.
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See, this is how its done. I'll take a tall boy of budweiser as its early.

Being from Dixon you must have plenty of time to read the instructions on the board. Good for you.
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Welcome! What the hell is your avatar?
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Welcome, I'll have a Desperados. Cheers!
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Post by Cliffie S. Bockerson »

I'll have a shot of bourbon and a Shiner Bock, please. Welcome, and thanks.
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My friend just texted me "last day of work tomorrow! WOOTWOOT LIQUERWOOT" and it's like 2am.

I'll have some more vodka, better sort if possible.
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Hmm. Didn't realise I was plugged in. Welcome!

Guinness for me, please.
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Shane's Dentist wrote:Hmm. Didn't realise I was plugged in. Welcome!

Guinness for me, please.
Good to hear from you big boy.
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Bur wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:Hmm. Didn't realise I was plugged in. Welcome!

Guinness for me, please.
Good to hear from you big boy.
Good hearing from you, also! The staff in the Ben Nevis have been asking for you!
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Shane's Dentist wrote:
Bur wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:Hmm. Didn't realise I was plugged in. Welcome!

Guinness for me, please.
Good to hear from you big boy.
Good hearing from you, also! The staff in the Ben Nevis have been asking for you!
Guess I'll have to get right back, once I can afford it.
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JimLahey wrote:Welcome! What the hell is your avatar?
It's a full-sized mock of a toy called a Zinger. A cartoonish version of a Hotwheel. It's all I had lying around that was the right size.
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Hello, new member here!

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Just thought i'd introduce myself, what are you all drinking? Whisk(e)y for me. Scotch , Irish or American, i'm not fussy.
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Welcome! The age-old policy of "new guy buys" applies here. I'll have a Bloody Mary.
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Welcome, Irish coffee please.

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