Another Solo Mission - Drinking alone? Post here!

[Savage]

I like drinking alone; I win all the arguments, and get to finish the bottle. Plus no one bitches about the music. Of course, on the downside, if I begin to choke on my vomit, I'm on my own.

[BBoozer]

You drink alone. You die alone. Just sayin'.

[prbobo]

How do you do the chat? I haven't been in a chat room since I had AOL back in 1997 but I'm intrigued.

[redneckhipster]

I'd say most of my drinking is done alone and I love it. Drinking alone at home has the quickest service.

Haha love it. I have to agree...and the bartender always hooks you up when you get liquor drinks ;).

[perfectly pickled]

well i've just rolled , home after a quality session. hot enough here to need a drink straight afetr work - bar in town does good cheap cocktails, an I got a copy of the history of the borgias to read so I'm a happy camper. had a becks beer mint julep. sour, martinez and, kind of suitably the last word cocktail.. then i left. nicely pissed & dint have to talk to anyone 'cept the girl behind the bar. top night. drinking alone is ok for me now , used to be that I wouldnt like when I was younger but now it suits me fine

[Smatter Noguts]

Walnuts look like brains.

[Aloysius_of_Tahiti]

And drawings of hearts look like the tip of my wang (seen from the underside.) Or so I hear.
Not that I would know.
I mean, it's not like I use a mirror when I jerk my meat...no, sir, not at all.

Ahem.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Walnuts look like brains.

Dude, I have a bumper crop of fucking walnuts in my yard. Try walking through on a dark drunken night, it's a surefire ankle buster.
I think i may rake em up this weekend, I hear some folks will pay a pretty penny for black walnuts.

[John Barleycorn]

Walnuts look like brains.

Dude, I have a bumper crop of fucking walnuts in my yard. Try walking through on a dark drunken night, it's a surefire ankle buster.
I think i may rake em up this weekend, I hear some folks will pay a pretty penny for black walnuts.

When I was a boy, my brother and I would hit the walnuts into the valley behind our house with golf clubs. There was a road going straight down into the valley and we would aim at the traffic. It was a lot of fun.

[Aloysius_of_Tahiti]

I like drinking alone cuz I like drinking naked and after getting tossed out of every bar in town for my nakedness, I've taken my bare-ass home so I can drink like I please.

[John Barleycorn]

I like drinking alone cuz I like drinking naked and after getting tossed out of every bar in town for my nakedness, I've taken my bare-ass home so I can drink like I please.

I also tend to dress in "extreme casual"

[KissMyPabst]

I like drinking alone because the dj fucking rocks. He'll go from Meat Loaf to James Taylor to REO Speedwagon to Sinatra to Eddie Money to Harry Chapin to Dropkick Murphys to Tom Waits, and every song just feels so right.

Also he pours em long and strong.

[Savage]

Walnuts look like brains.

Dude, I have a bumper crop of fucking walnuts in my yard. Try walking through on a dark drunken night, it's a surefire ankle buster.
I think i may rake em up this weekend, I hear some folks will pay a pretty penny for black walnuts.

When I was a boy, my brother and I would hit the walnuts into the valley behind our house with golf clubs. There was a road going straight down into the valley and we would aim at the traffic. It was a lot of fun.

Many years ago, when I lived in base housing in Okinawa, I found out that if you dropped a golf ball off your 9th floor balcony, onto a parking lot full of cars, it would pretty much disprove the notion that there is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. Also, a golf ball bounce increases, with each hard landing. Thank goodness the ball eventually made its way towards town. I don't know what I would have told the MPs. Or Grumpy. The baby loved it, though.

[Mr Boozificator]

Walnuts look like brains.

Dude, I have a bumper crop of fucking walnuts in my yard. Try walking through on a dark drunken night, it's a surefire ankle buster.
I think i may rake em up this weekend, I hear some folks will pay a pretty penny for black walnuts.

When I was a boy, my brother and I would hit the walnuts into the valley behind our house with golf clubs. There was a road going straight down into the valley and we would aim at the traffic. It was a lot of fun.

Many years ago, when I lived in base housing in Okinawa, I found out that if you dropped a golf ball off your 9th floor balcony, onto a parking lot full of cars, it would pretty much disprove the notion that there is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. Also, a golf ball bounce increases, with each hard landing. Thank goodness the ball eventually made its way towards town. I don't know what I would have told the MPs. Or Grumpy. The baby loved it, though.

Ma, sometimes I think you're mean.
But you're the mother of my brides after all...

[Wanderlife]

I like drinking alone