Sex better drunk than undrunk?
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Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Personally, I find the sex me and my redhead have, better when drunk. Of course, not too drunk, cause you it's nice to remember the day after. It also adds to the drinking: you down a few while knwoing you are going to get laid. It's just the perfect ending of a perfect evening. Any thoughts, fellow drunkards?
Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
deffinately better drunk. but your right about being to drunk, i have wandered in the past when i wake up "did we fuck?" I tell you this, there is nothing more satisfying then having a couple good pours of whiskey, then fucking your old lady like a pornstar, then sitting down with another glass of whiskey. drinking after sex is right up there with drinking alone.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
isn't everything better drunk?
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This guy here knows how it's done. The only risk with "too-drunk" sex is that I can't climax. But I have to be incredibly drunk.Miklo wrote: I tell you this, there is nothing more satisfying then having a couple good pours of whiskey, then fucking your old lady like a pornstar, then sitting down with another glass of whiskey.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Drunk sex is always preferable, especially with a new partner. Any first encounter has a level of pressure to it, booze is the ultimate confidence boost and relaxer (not too relaxed gents!)
Plus, with communication being a part of good sex, I'm more likely to say stuff if I have a little dutch courage lol.
Plus, with communication being a part of good sex, I'm more likely to say stuff if I have a little dutch courage lol.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
What?
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Is this a swingers thread?
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
What is this "sex" thing you all are talking about? I think I used to know what it was but I just can't remember what it was.
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The Redhead asked me about a year ago when my last first sex undrunk was. (the last time i had sex with a woman for the first time that didn't involve alcohol.) i decided it must have been when i was about 18 or 19. she could not remember a single time.Hardcore Stig wrote:Drunk sex is always preferable, especially with a new partner.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
I suggest that each and evey one of you sex yourselfs and if you dont like thtqa i will stick my big red head in your dirty butthole
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
What is foreplay exactly?Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.Mr Boozificator wrote:What is foreplay exactly?Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.
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Okay, you meant apéritif on the week days! I did not understand the first time, sorry.Aloysius82 wrote:Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.Mr Boozificator wrote:What is foreplay exactly?Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
dude, where'd your av go? bring back hugh!Aloysius82 wrote: Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.
Stupid should hurt.
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