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Sex better drunk than undrunk?

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Personally, I find the sex me and my redhead have, better when drunk. Of course, not too drunk, cause you it's nice to remember the day after. It also adds to the drinking: you down a few while knwoing you are going to get laid. It's just the perfect ending of a perfect evening. Any thoughts, fellow drunkards?

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deffinately better drunk. but your right about being to drunk, i have wandered in the past when i wake up "did we fuck?" I tell you this, there is nothing more satisfying then having a couple good pours of whiskey, then fucking your old lady like a pornstar, then sitting down with another glass of whiskey. drinking after sex is right up there with drinking alone.
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isn't everything better drunk?
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Miklo wrote: I tell you this, there is nothing more satisfying then having a couple good pours of whiskey, then fucking your old lady like a pornstar, then sitting down with another glass of whiskey.
This guy here knows how it's done. The only risk with "too-drunk" sex is that I can't climax. But I have to be incredibly drunk.
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Drunk sex is always preferable, especially with a new partner. Any first encounter has a level of pressure to it, booze is the ultimate confidence boost and relaxer (not too relaxed gents!)

Plus, with communication being a part of good sex, I'm more likely to say stuff if I have a little dutch courage lol.
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What?
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Is this a swingers thread?
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What is this "sex" thing you all are talking about? I think I used to know what it was but I just can't remember what it was.

By the way, GET OF MY MOTHERFUCKING LAWN, YOU HIPPIES!!!

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Hardcore Stig wrote:Drunk sex is always preferable, especially with a new partner.
The Redhead asked me about a year ago when my last first sex undrunk was. (the last time i had sex with a woman for the first time that didn't involve alcohol.) i decided it must have been when i was about 18 or 19. she could not remember a single time.
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I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.

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I suggest that each and evey one of you sex yourselfs and if you dont like thtqa i will stick my big red head in your dirty butthole

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Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
What is foreplay exactly?
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
What is foreplay exactly?
Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.

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Aloysius82 wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
Chimneyfish wrote:I think it's better. I last like 30 seconds undrunk including foreplay.
What is foreplay exactly?
Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.
Okay, you meant apéritif on the week days! I did not understand the first time, sorry.
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Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?

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Aloysius82 wrote: Foreplay is pouring yourself a glass of rye and asking your special lady friend to undress. And then fondle herself. While you watch. And drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies.
dude, where'd your av go? bring back hugh!
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