HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Thirsty Drunk!

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Hope you had a great birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Thirsty Drunk!

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gah. happy long one, brother. this dude is a stand-up, quality drunkard. slainte.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Thirsty Drunk!

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One buddy gave me a pint of Sailor Jerry, my sister gave me an old Jak danls decanter, another buddy gave me a big metal sign reading "OLD CHARTER Kentuckys Finest Bourbon" .
love getting booze related gifts

Oh yeah, the drunkardchat gave me three consecutive blackout nights.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Happy Birthday, Thirsty Drunk!

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Happy belated birthday!
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Happy Birthday Sir.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Thirsty Drunk!

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I'm a bit late, but happy birthday to one of the finest drunkards I've had the opportunity to spend time with!! :)
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Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

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I'm determined to one day get shitfaced with you, fella. Since I can't do that today I'm going to fork out for a few PBRs and holler a toast. Have a nice day!

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happy birthday you big drunk, hope you have a good one
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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

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Hope your day chugs well, buddy!
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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

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Happy Birthday, Thirsty man.

Have a special one, 'cos you've only got 3 more years 'til you are officially "the full deck" (Tarot don't count).

Cheers, bub,
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Happy Birthday Thirsty! Have a good one!

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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

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Be sure to enjoy some alcohol but do remember that what we like most about you is your girl friend.

However, I'm crazy so don't listen to me...
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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

Post by mistah willies »

Gotta say: your avatar, nicely done young man Thirsty.


In honor of the Day of the Thirsty, pirates have plundered kegs of Hamms and also stolen a ham from the oven of treetop for ye.

Carry on, sir, with your scientific work in exploring the depths of flavor and abv in the ocean of Kentucky bourbon.

The treasure is not located under an X in a map. Treasures are found along the journey, and thank you kind sir for your reports of what you discover.

X simply means the end of the travel. Home. Home is fine and all, but my own X is the under a tombstone, at the end.

Until then, let us all put up full sail and let the wind take us where she will. We have oceans and islands to explore. Hoist your pirate flag proud.


Avast, yon dries!


Song for ya, from an Injun friend to the likes of ye.





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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

Post by Screwball »

Happy Birthday, Freak!

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Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

Post by Wingman »

happy birthday, fucker. i'm drinking HIGHLIFE, but then, it's cheaper than PBR 'round here. it's true. and i was doing it anyway, but now i'm at least thinking about the fact that you were born. so you got that going for you.
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