HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!

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Don't do anything drastic. Take 30-40 more years and really think it over.
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CINCINNATI, OH [AP] - It was a wild day on Wall Street. Students and revolutionaries crowded the streets calling for the 1% to cough up their wallets for the good of all humanity while PBR stock tumbled to record lows on news that 99% of their Ohio customer base just went on the wagon.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.

So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
So when are you changing your name from ThirstyDrunk to SissyPunk?

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So yeah, what flavor did you get this weekend?

Did you get some rum for Rum Day on MDM Chat?

Also, did you know you're a terrible liar?


"Hangovers in the morning..." hahaha..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Image
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Chimneyfish wrote:Image
I like that.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

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Chimneyfish wrote:Image
LOL
BMMS is wrong.

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WWDJFD?

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Chimneyfish wrote:Image
I don't know much but that shit is Funny!

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HAHAHAHAHA !! Now that is fucking funny. So either I'm a bad liar or you are some smart drunks.
You punks know I will be carrying my used up beaten battered liver while I get drunk and puke on all your graves!!

THATS WHAT I SAID!
and screwball is a pansy.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Let's get this started..

Step up.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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UP
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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You be there when you're grown up.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Seems I've outlasted every6 one of you fuckin sissies
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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No you haven't - and it's an hour later here. Happy Birthday, bitch!
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W/E
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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