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Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Gonna be a long night.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Eat a tums and shut the fuck up.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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I bet you've been sucking too much ass. This happens to Screwball everyday.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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"The tums don't work
They just make it worse
But I know I'll see your face again" -The Verve
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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fiyah wrote:"The tums don't work
They just make it worse
But I know I'll see your face again" -The Verve
The Ben Harper version is better.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Beers prevent heartburn.

Trust me, I'm pre-med.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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I'm pre-wasted. Yet working on that degree..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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HB @ 9:40: It's what (was) for dinner. Damn thee Totino's with Lousiana hotsauce.... and ranch.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Shoot, how about getting heartburn at 6:24 in the AM and thinking, "Gonna be a long ass morning. And a long afternoon. And supper. And evening, too. And then a bitch of a night. Why hello, forgotten bottle of cheap wine! You'll make a fine breakfast while I crank some tunes to wake up the neighbors and get silly in my robe!"
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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snack now pill later? late dinner pill now? early dinner pill pill?
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:snack now pill later? late dinner pill now? early dinner pill pill?
i've got heartburn in mah head!
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Getting old seems to suck, you're all of a sudden stuck with heartburns and shit.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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bourbon and mlk?
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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Drink 'till you can't feel it.
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Re: Heartburn at 6:24pm

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JimLahey wrote:Drink 'till you can't feel it.
That's what I always do.
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