You bunch a sissies.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:29 am

You all pretend you drink once in a while, but on a Sunday afternoon, who can I see with a bottle firmly grasped in his hand?
No one!
Who the fuck do you think you are, you massive teetotallers.
Amateurs.
Insects.
When will you finally start on drinking?
And yes, Frank, I'm looking at you.
You shat the bed Frank, time to come back, you lightweight. You're ridiculous.

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:41 am

So a case of beer doesn't count for drinking? Baww..

redshift · Post by **redshift** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:43 pm

I am. Posting this from Graz, Austria.

Downing a few pints of the local lager, watching Xzibit and his entourage "tear-up" the hotel lobby ;P

Apparently, Yo Dawg is in town for a concert this weekend. That was a surprise, while checking in the hotel!

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:17 pm

Oh boy, I got trapped at the apéritif and only wake up now, when it's almost time to go to bed. I had no recollection of posting that, of course. Must have been a hell of a Sunday.

Shane-O-Matic · Post by **Shane-O-Matic** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:27 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:You all pretend you drink once in a while, but on a Sunday afternoon, who can I see with a bottle firmly grasped in his hand?
No one!
Who the fuck do you think you are, you massive teetotallers.
Amateurs.
Insects.
When will you finally start on drinking?
And yes, Frank, I'm looking at you.
You shat the bed Frank, time to come back, you lightweight. You're ridiculous.

Spoken like a true Scotsman.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:01 pm

I have a bottle of Sherry on my left side and a bottle of Jim Beam on my right! Whatchu talkin' bout?!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:39 pm

I believe the man said what he said.

felinamojokitty · Post by **felinamojokitty** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:45 pm

gin martinis are best sipped in the shadows

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:44 pm

Sorry, Boozie, Sunday = Football here.

Oh, which = drinkin', by the by.

So yeah, we were hoochin' - we just weren't postin' about it. And chompin' on wings, tater tots, cheese fries, nachos, potato skins, etc. - daring the coronary to come get us.

So nyah.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:42 am

it was almost bad yesterday. had to call on a member of the Lowcountry Empire Sunday Booze Brigade after realizing someone had snuck in and almost cleaned out my beer fridge on saturday, and put a hurtin' on the rye. i should think about an alarm system or something. that's what The Brigade's there for, though. we made burgers, and he and his wife brought over all his natty ice and most of a magnum of wine. finished off the rye and broke into The Redhead's amstel light a bit, and it was okay.

another sunday afternoon saved by having the forethought to realize i won't always have the forethought--or ablility--to stock up for sunday.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:58 am

felinamojokitty wrote:gin martinis are best sipped in the shadows

Oh hi Felina, you've been away for a long while, glad to see you're back. How are you doing?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:07 am

Spoken by a man with an enormous glass of

white wine

in front of him.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:59 am

felinamojokitty wrote:gin martinis are best sipped in the shadows

Hey, felina!

Rabies · Post by **Rabies** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:21 am

some of us are to drunk to post by Sunday afternoon, thank you very much

BBoozer · Post by **BBoozer** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:16 am

Rabies wrote:some of us are to drunk to post by Sunday afternoon, thank you very much

I think it's more politically correct to speak of 'after first drink' than 'afternoon'. After all, what's noon going to decide whether we start drinking or not?

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