How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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Re: How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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"A repo man's life is always intense, that's why we do so much speed."
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Re: How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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Keep a bottle of something savory and above 80 proof next to your bed. The idea that it's there shall force you to wake up just in order to be able to enjoy it a bit more.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

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Re: How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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FNZ wrote:"A repo man's life is always intense, that's why we do so much speed."
Like. I need to DL that movie.

I actually know what you mean Mr. Lahey about coffee. I used to dig coffee back when I wasn't a drunk. having drank the night before and having coffee in the morning makes me all kinds of fucked up. It's better for me just to do nothing out of the ordinary.

About sleeping too much, I have nothing but envy.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:30 pm
 "A repo man's life is always intense, that's why we do so much speed."
"But Otto, what about us?" Otto's girlfriend asks.

To which Otto replies with a huge grin on his face, "Fuck that."
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: How to avoid the drunken hibernation?

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Aliens in a trunk, Harry Dean Stanton, shootout in a liquor store, Circle Jerks in tuxedos....this movie is gold.
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