Girl scouts...Savage wrote:and I say that, as a former girl scout. Hell, my mom was my fucking troop leader. Yeah, that's what i told my therapist
Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer drunk?
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
Tell me this is not true!
Now a tale.....
I went to York for my 31st, drank a mix of normal people booze, Stroh 80, Polish Pure yellow and aged no more than 30 days whiskey before heading to a zombie beach party.
Upon return to my friends place I walked in then walked out, literally begging for my things so I could leave, it took an hour for them to convince me to re-enter the house.
Why?
Basically I saw Satan in their living room, all cloven hoofed and red. I flat out told them that is what I saw and they still insisted on talking me down.
Now that is a sign of fiendship!
Now a tale.....
I went to York for my 31st, drank a mix of normal people booze, Stroh 80, Polish Pure yellow and aged no more than 30 days whiskey before heading to a zombie beach party.
Upon return to my friends place I walked in then walked out, literally begging for my things so I could leave, it took an hour for them to convince me to re-enter the house.
Why?
Basically I saw Satan in their living room, all cloven hoofed and red. I flat out told them that is what I saw and they still insisted on talking me down.
Now that is a sign of fiendship!
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
My Aunt was a Beaver Leader, try not finding that amusing at 13!Savage wrote:and I say that, as a former girl scout. Hell, my mom was my fucking troop leader. Yeah, that's what i told my therapist
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
I always knew they were real. Fucking penguins.
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
What, you too?One for the Frog wrote:I always knew they were real. Fucking penguins.
I knew those fishbones in my bed and drawers came from somewhere.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
I want to see ghosts. I know they are out there. Restless souls, etc.
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Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
Stop staring at me.Georgeson wrote:I want to see ghosts. I know they are out there. Restless souls, etc.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
I see drunk people.Georgeson wrote:I want to see ghosts. I know they are out there. Restless souls, etc.
Re: Oh, and when you think you're seeing things cause yer dr
Ooh shit this is the steve guy boozi warned about.Steve wrote:I see drunk people.Georgeson wrote:I want to see ghosts. I know they are out there. Restless souls, etc.