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4.7 million barrels of Bourbon

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There are now 4.7 million barrels of bourbon aging in Kentucky, outnumbering the state's 4.3 million people
http://www.npr.org/2011/09/15/140513410 ... popularity
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That is the most heartwarming piece of knowledge I have ever heard.
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Gets you right in the cockles, doesn't it?

I can't get confirmation on this, just yet, from R&D, but I beliebe that there was 500,000 barrels bottled last year.
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Information like this should be repeated everyday at the beginning and end of tv news just to make people feel better about the rest.
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There are now 4.7 million barrels of bourbon aging in Kentucky
That should be enough for me, fuck the rest of ya.
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I was at Old Town Liquors last night and witnessed some irritating Iowan couple (with their kid) stocking up on bourbon for the return to the forsaken land that they inhabit.
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What made you thin theys Iowans?
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ThurstonDrunk wrote:What made you thin theys Iowans?
I saw their horseless carriage whilst coming and going, and the pater familias attending to it.
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I got a piece of paper swearing there's a barrel there with my name on it but they never write to me about it anymore. Nice envelope stamp with wax gift in the mail though.
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Judge wrote:I got a piece of paper swearing there's a barrel there with my name on it but they never write to me about it anymore. Nice envelope stamp with wax gift in the mail though.

Same here. Need to make that trip out there.
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Judge wrote:I got a piece of paper swearing there's a barrel there with my name on it but they never write to me about it anymore. Nice envelope stamp with wax gift in the mail though.
Hahahaha, that's a lie...I'm drinking it right now!
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