-Bottles are too small.
-Week-ends are too short.
-I want to be paid for drinking.
Those are only examples (but true too). So, if you want to whine, don't hesitate and put it here.
-How come there ain't more buses at night from the pubs area to the living areas?
The whine all that you want thread.
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The whine all that you want thread.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Diane Sawyer appears to be drunker than I am while on prime-time TV.
Go Lions, eat the Saints.
Go Lions, eat the Saints.
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Where's the wine?
I shall not whine without wine!
Fucking French. Always cheap and over billed.
I shall not whine without wine!
Fucking French. Always cheap and over billed.
She's got the Jack.
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I can't connect to drunkard chat on irc! WTF! This is ruining my life... etc....
p.s. anyone having the same problem? are my irc settings messed up? the server down
p.s. anyone having the same problem? are my irc settings messed up? the server down
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And ready to tell you to go fuck off.zfish wrote:Where's the wine?
I shall not whine without wine!
Fucking French. Always cheap and over billed.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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pavements are too sharp
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Re: The whine all that you want thread.
And the grass on the lawns in the park is too acidy: sometimes you wake up with one cheek all burnt and greenish.Mr. Viking wrote:pavements are too sharp
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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far too slippy as well, asking to be fallen over on
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None of you fucking care that it's been so warm here that ice might not form on the lakes and thus there will be no ice-fishing this winter. You cunts.
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But, why is the rum gone?!
Booze is the big middle finger towards existence.
Absinthe makes the heart grow stronger.
Absinthe makes the heart grow stronger.
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The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!
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Bastards. Drunkards Unite!tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!
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Time for rakes, forks, and torches if you want my opinion.tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Like.Mr Boozificator wrote:Time for rakes, forks, and torches if you want my opinion.tomodon wrote:The Irish government are looking to bring in a minimum price for booze to stamp out cheap deals in supermarkets and stuff. WTF!