Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking

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Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking

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Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU

enjoy!

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Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU

enjoy!
And you are?
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The first rule is "don't panic".

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU

enjoy!
And you are?
drunk

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Interesting. More quaint videos, please.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU

enjoy!
And you are?
he's woody fucking woodbury! though i quit watching the link when the chick said, "you're not supposed to...."
Stupid should hurt.

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I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
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JohnnyAngst wrote:I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
And boozing is not too much different

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One for the Frog wrote:
JohnnyAngst wrote:I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
And boozing is not too much different
HEAR HEAR!(Here?) I've been having lots of facial muscle twitches recently when I work, I work early in the morning after having to drink a lot to get to sleep... I figure it's just sleep-deprivation and lack of REM sleep, but something inside of me is saying "Oh, you've finally done it, at the ripe old age of 24... you just had to have that 4th beer and 5th shot! Now you've done irreperable nerve damage."

Of course, I know that's total shit, so I remind myself not to panic and I always remember not to panic when I get that first drink after the workday... sweet justice.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James

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Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
I don't know this. However, in my head I read it to the cadence of "Old Rock Candy Mountain". Odd.
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DeeboCools wrote:
HEAR HEAR!(Here?) I've been having lots of facial muscle twitches recently when I work, I work early in the morning after having to drink a lot to get to sleep... I figure it's just sleep-deprivation and lack of REM sleep, but something inside of me is saying "Oh, you've finally done it, at the ripe old age of 24... you just had to have that 4th beer and 5th shot! Now you've done irreperable nerve damage."

Of course, I know that's total shit, so I remind myself not to panic and I always remember not to panic when I get that first drink after the workday... sweet justice.
Life is stressful man, I hear ya.

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One of the best dialogues from HGTTG was aat the beginning: "It's kind of like being drunk."
"What's so wrong withthat?" "Ask a glass of water."
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit

Mmmmm, Pan-galactic gargle-blaster

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