Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU
enjoy!
Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
And you are?Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU
enjoy!
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
The first rule is "don't panic".
Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
drunkMr Boozificator wrote:And you are?Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU
enjoy!
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
he's woody fucking woodbury! though i quit watching the link when the chick said, "you're not supposed to...."Mr Boozificator wrote:And you are?Oche wrote:Found this and sharing with all fellow drunkards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NLGbKspnU
enjoy!
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
And boozing is not too much differentJohnnyAngst wrote:I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
HEAR HEAR!(Here?) I've been having lots of facial muscle twitches recently when I work, I work early in the morning after having to drink a lot to get to sleep... I figure it's just sleep-deprivation and lack of REM sleep, but something inside of me is saying "Oh, you've finally done it, at the ripe old age of 24... you just had to have that 4th beer and 5th shot! Now you've done irreperable nerve damage."One for the Frog wrote:And boozing is not too much differentJohnnyAngst wrote:I think "Don't Panic" is the first rule to hitchhiking across the Galaxy... or so Douglas Adams says.
Of course, I know that's total shit, so I remind myself not to panic and I always remember not to panic when I get that first drink after the workday... sweet justice.
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Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
I don't know this. However, in my head I read it to the cadence of "Old Rock Candy Mountain". Odd.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
Life is stressful man, I hear ya.DeeboCools wrote:
HEAR HEAR!(Here?) I've been having lots of facial muscle twitches recently when I work, I work early in the morning after having to drink a lot to get to sleep... I figure it's just sleep-deprivation and lack of REM sleep, but something inside of me is saying "Oh, you've finally done it, at the ripe old age of 24... you just had to have that 4th beer and 5th shot! Now you've done irreperable nerve damage."
Of course, I know that's total shit, so I remind myself not to panic and I always remember not to panic when I get that first drink after the workday... sweet justice.
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
One of the best dialogues from HGTTG was aat the beginning: "It's kind of like being drunk."
"What's so wrong withthat?" "Ask a glass of water."
"What's so wrong withthat?" "Ask a glass of water."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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Re: Timeshift - The Rules of Drinking
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
Mmmmm, Pan-galactic gargle-blaster