Weekends are for drinking.

[JimLahey]

Birds of a shit-feather flock together Randy.

[nileblackflame]

Chocolate liqueur?

[JimLahey]

I always lived by one golden rule. You don't cross my shitline, I don't cross your shitline. And when he told everyone I was drinkin' again... he crossed the goddamn shitline.

[nileblackflame]

Ray was a baaaaaaaaaad man..

[JimLahey]

From a distance they look like ordinary flowers Randy, but when you get right down, stick your nose in them you realize they're shitflowers and there's a whole fuckin' bouquet there right in front of Ray's trailer.

[nileblackflame]

I'd hit post-work Lucy.. or Sarah as she was!

[JimLahey]

Lucy is a total babe. I prefer her pre-work, more trailertrash.

[nileblackflame]

True, either way quite attractive.. Blonde+skinny=win

[beerkegbilly]

Here I was thinking every day is for drinking not just weekends.

[JimLahey]

Here I was thinking every day is for drinking not just weekends.

That's exactly what I said you shit hawk.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Here's to good friends
tonight is kinda special
the beer you pour
must say something more somehow
tonight, tonight
let it be Lowenbrau

[Wingman]

how come nbf looks like jim? that is harshing my vibe.

but, yeah, let's drink. today ends in y, right?

[JimLahey]

Now that there's two laheys in booze town we need at least one Randy.

[coqui_chris]

I had to rescue my buddy from a cheating-Jezibel's apartment last night.

Earlier in the evening before things went South, they had opened and begun consuming a box of wine together.

Well wouldn't you know, this guy, teeming with ingenuity as it is, decided to leave the harlot with an empty box of wine by first pouring out a container of Grape Juice and re-filling it with the Nectar of Bacchus.

Furthermore, he stole her Home-Wrecking Vodka bottle out of her freezer.

Now that's what I call a good-bye!

[Mr Boozificator]

I had to rescue my buddy from a cheating-Jezibel's apartment last night.

Earlier in the evening before things went South, they had opened and begun consuming a box of wine together.

Well wouldn't you know, this guy, teeming with ingenuity as it is, decided to leave the harlot with an empty box of wine by first pouring out a container of Grape Juice and re-filling it with the Nectar of Bacchus.

Furthermore, he stole her Home-Wrecking Vodka bottle out of her freezer.

Now that's what I call a good-bye!

I might not like you, but I thank you for that story nonetheless.