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I'm having my first beer/shot of the day right now. Fucking Lawnmower pissed out on me and my Dumbass couldn't fix it.


FUCKING MOWER DELAYING MY BUZZ!!

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Screwball wrote:I'm having my first beer/shot of the day right now. Fucking Lawnmower pissed out on me and my Dumbass couldn't fix it.


FUCKING MOWER DELAYING MY BUZZ!!
You probably stayed high and dry to keep your mind clear for the repair, and yet were badly punked by the above-mentioned inanimate shearing box, anyway. You must feel a lot like Amurka did in the early 1920s. Duped, undrunk....like crying.

You should have had some potted meat for breakfast. Maybe some biscuits and mustard... Some folks call it a kaiser blade.
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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
Screwball wrote:I'm having my first beer/shot of the day right now. Fucking Lawnmower pissed out on me and my Dumbass couldn't fix it.


FUCKING MOWER DELAYING MY BUZZ!!
You probably stayed high and dry to keep your mind clear for the repair, and yet were badly punked by the above-mentioned inanimate shearing box, anyway. You must feel a lot like Amurka did in the early 1920s. Duped, undrunk....like crying.

You should have had some potted meat for breakfast. Maybe some biscuits and mustard... Some folks call it a kaiser blade.
I just had 3 Lone Stars, 3 Dripping Springs Vodka shots(ice cold), and a big ass bong hit.



I'm fine as frog hair now.

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Screwball wrote:
I just had 3 Lone Stars, 3 Dripping Springs Vodka shots(ice cold), and a big ass bong hit.



I'm fine as frog hair now.
That does my heart good, Screwball. PROSIT!
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Screwball wrote:I'm having my first beer/shot of the day right now. Fucking Lawnmower pissed out on me and my Dumbass couldn't fix it.


FUCKING MOWER DELAYING MY BUZZ!!
Be thankful that your lawn is still growing.

Around here, the only things that are green are the occasional whacko's hairdo, and the river.
I did it. I know I did it. Prolly going to do it again.

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...and the river BADLY needs mowing, so, you know, if, you can get that mower running....?
I did it. I know I did it. Prolly going to do it again.

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Exactly, mowed the cabin yard and roads in and cleared trees and only killed half a handle of cheap vodka 'cause that's all I had time for.

Gotta get our absent friend from East Lansing to show up with wife and baby and bong to handle the rest.

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My weekend and drinking start....today, enjoy work, I'm getting sauced.
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MY week days and are for drinking to same with my weekends

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My weekend is starting early folks!
Had some scotch neat, then moved on to the Canadian whiskey, and finally graduated to some absinthe I've been holding off. It feeeeeeeeeeeels goood.

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I just had that moment when I mentally said 'fuck it' and opened the bottle of wine I was going to take to a dinner party tomorrow. I can always buy more in the morning. Tonight shall be a night of wine followed by the dregs of a bottle of Bacardi, followed by as much cheap bourbon as I can drink before passing out. Classic boxing videos on youtube will accompany me...

Cheers everyone!
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions

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kowalski wrote:I just had that moment when I mentally said 'fuck it' and opened the bottle of wine I was going to take to a dinner party tomorrow. I can always buy more in the morning. Tonight shall be a night of wine followed by the dregs of a bottle of Bacardi, followed by as much cheap bourbon as I can drink before passing out. Classic boxing videos on youtube will accompany me...

Cheers everyone!
Andy, you make us all proud.
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Andy, he's badass.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions

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Re: Weekends are for drinking.

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Mr Badass Andy... I always keep it badass. And so can you. I'm in the kitchen. I keep it bad ass. This is a cigarette. Shit yeah. How you like dat shit?

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