http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SFTd0kSdY
some people never go crazy.
me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch
for 3 or 4 days.
they'll find me there.
it's Cherub, they'll say, and
they pour wine down my throat
rub my chest
sprinkle me with oils.
then, I'll rise with a roar,
rant, rage -
curse them and the universe
as I send them scattering over the
lawn.
I'll feel much better,
sit down to toast and eggs,
hum a little tune,
suddenly become as lovable as a
pink
overfed whale.
some people never go crazy.
what truly horrible lives
they must lead.
Charles Bukowski
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DeeboCools
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"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Some People
“The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.”
- Douglas Adams
- Douglas Adams
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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peetie44
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Re: Some People
"I jus tackles the whole backfield, see; an then I peels em off, one by one, until I gets to the cat with the ball." -- Eugene "Big Daddy" Lipscomb
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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WastelessPointOfTime
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Re: Some People
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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DeeboCools
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Re: Some People
wonderful man. I am here to drink beer. I am here to kill war.WastelessPointOfTime wrote:http://imgur.com/tMUGV
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Savage
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Re: Some People
Well, now I feel stupid. Not an uncommon occurrence. But I will say, that life is strange, but death is stranger than fiction. Because we never die, but merely continue on our cycle of endless futility. And then we die. And it all begins again.
stop me if you've heard this before.
stop me if you've heard this before.
like tears in rain
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WastelessPointOfTime
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Re: Some People
I once victoriously proclaimed that I was on my last life, a life or two ago, when I was in college.Savage wrote:Well, now I feel stupid. Not an uncommon occurrence. But I will say, that life is strange, but death is stranger than fiction. Because we never die, but merely continue on our cycle of endless futility. And then we die. And it all begins again.
stop me if you've heard this before.
They agreed.
Leaves me confused in 2012.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Some People
SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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Re: Some People
ThirstyDrunk wrote:SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them.
Even ones that pole dance?
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Screwball
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Re: Some People
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's gray Earth as that Prince of Foods.....
The Muffin!
The Muffin!