My sweet little pretty, hidden in coquettish demurity alongside the handle of Gin that has haunted my liquor cabinet for months on end, waiting for the warmth of a spring day to be splashed along side some tropical juices and drunk while being near or totally nakid and alone, pining for the green days and remembering summers past and slow rows to the island hammock which so frequent the light longings and desires of my heart while dreaming.
Here's a little Coca-cola to soften your 151 edges. Let's pray Fidel and Raul the same end as Davy Jones and cry Cuba Libre!
It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
Rum leads to sodomy.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
I don't support the vague, strange, retardedist rants herein, but I like the Pro-Rum elements.
Also, give me Rum, you rich fucking dick.
You think you have power, you are an asshole, fuck you, go to hell, on and on. "Class Warfare." Kill yourself. Really do it. You are no assett to the future, you are wasting space, time, and money.
Also, give me Rum, you rich fucking dick.
You think you have power, you are an asshole, fuck you, go to hell, on and on. "Class Warfare." Kill yourself. Really do it. You are no assett to the future, you are wasting space, time, and money.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
I want to add---------- "Die!"
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
I cower in my upholstered bungalow, fearing the rightious crys of the 99%, scorned by the fellow 1%ers that fear my unseasonal appeal for acceptance of the unconventional consumption of rum and gin out of season and open the floodgates for the great unwashed drunkard universe to flow in and soak the souced.
Yet, I can appreciate the benighted bellowing of the underclass, and take comfort that the poor bastards that don't have 1/100 the portion of my ammunition or vantage point from the front door of the cabin when things fall to shit and they come down the road expecting to share 'cause IT'S FAIR or whatever kindergarden socialist theme they choose to spout crosses thier perverse minds, because I can still hit a fucking barnside drunk.
Keep your hands of my booze.
Just shittin'. Love you. Communist mongaloid. Asswipe.
Yet, I can appreciate the benighted bellowing of the underclass, and take comfort that the poor bastards that don't have 1/100 the portion of my ammunition or vantage point from the front door of the cabin when things fall to shit and they come down the road expecting to share 'cause IT'S FAIR or whatever kindergarden socialist theme they choose to spout crosses thier perverse minds, because I can still hit a fucking barnside drunk.
Keep your hands of my booze.
Just shittin'. Love you. Communist mongaloid. Asswipe.
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
Мы девяносто девять процентов
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
When was the time we ever said "no" to rum?
Rum is your friend.
Rum is your friend.
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
I prefer rum around the year, rum is good.
Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
A fan of Churchill or Pogue Mahone?neckbolt wrote:Rum leads to sodomy.
Rum, Sodomy and the Lash has been in constant rotation with St. Pat's just around the corner.....
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
I had lots of rum last night. I may have some more now
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
puppy!
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
Who would ever say "no" to rum??!?
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Re: It's Time To Say Yes To Rum Again
Yes to rum