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Pina Coladas for everyone!
Pipe down, Otis!!!!

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That's a weak-ass first drink offering. :) I hate coconut. :) That said, welcome and good tidings.
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WElcome keep the drinks coming.
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Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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Welcome! Skip the pineapple and just hand me the rum!

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Ooooh, I haven't had a pina colada for years! Ta very much! I shall steal an excellent quote from Palinka..

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welcome to paradise.

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I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.

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Patchez wrote:I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.

Cheers and Well Met!!
Can I get a single malt to forget my pina colada, there was way too much pineapple in it.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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Welcome, friend...now let's get ripped on those pina coladas.
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Welcome OtisCampbell.

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Welcome I'll take a one.

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Cheers, but I will enjoy a bourbon neat. A pina colada would make me shit sideways these days!
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Welcome aboard. Let's keep the rum flowing.
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