How's your health?

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Swede
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How's your health?

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High blood pressure they say.
Cut down on drinking they say.
Loose weight too.

Bastards.

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Reminds me I need to get my ass back to gym to and start punching people in the face again.

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Re: How's your health?

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My health is fantastic! No kidding, I feel like I’m 17. Low cholesterol, perfect blood pressure, 13% body fat, just did a stress test for work and blew it out of the water. I was born in 60’s and I drink a bottle of bourbon and smoke 4 cigars and a bunch of tobacco in a pipe every week.

I found that the secret to good health is to follow this rule…..No processed foods, high fructose corn syrup, fried food, or manmade fats. Grains, corn, sugar, rice, and potatoes are only good for making alcohol.
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.

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My only troubles come from the various injuries I acquired along years on the job. Other than that I'm fine, thanks. Sometimes a tad bit tired after two or three days of extreme boozing, but that's all.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

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I could stand to lose a stone or so, but that'll probably occur if I switch to "summer drinks" in the next few weeks anyway.

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Re: How's your health?

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I'm young so i cannot be ill. I am a bit fat though
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I lost an eye in the Caribbean, a leg in the Nams, half a kidney at Agincourt; caught cholera at Acre and will get third degree burns on the left side of my body at the Battle of Io.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Work out way to much to much at the gym worry about it. My only evils are red meat and, well, lots of booze. Carbs, processed foods, refined sugars, and all that rot can go to blazes 'cuz I've got no interest. Just good cuts of red meat and liquor floats ma boat.

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I'm a bloated, balding, gout-ridden, borderline diabetic with terrible dietary habits, poor impulse control, and alcohol constantly seeping out my pores but I will always keep up enough strength to pour liquor into my ever waiting swollen liver.
Cheers! Thanks for askin'.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm a bloated, balding, gout-ridden, borderline diabetic with terrible dietary habits, poor impulse control, and alcohol constantly seeping out my pores but I will always keep up enough strength to pour liquor into my ever waiting swollen liver.
Cheers! Thanks for askin'.
I'll drink double to that.

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Swede wrote:High blood pressure they say.
Cut down on drinking they say.
Loose weight too.

Bastards.
I've heard that mantra before: eat less, drink less, exercise more. Fooey, pass me a bottle!

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frankennietzsche wrote:I lost an eye in the Caribbean, a leg in the Nams, half a kidney at Agincourt; caught cholera at Acre and will get third degree burns on the left side of my body at the Battle of Io.
fnz wins this thread.

oh, and to answer your question: i wouldn't want to fight me.
Stupid should hurt.

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What ever my doctor tells me I do just the opposite. what the fuck does he know anyhow.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cigar in one hand, scotch in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming " WHOOOO HOOOO, what a fuckin' ride" !!!!
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Re: How's your health?

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Mentally: Depression, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Stress
Physically: Pre-Cancerous cells detected in lady parts/Pain in Liver/ Migraines/Pain in hands/fingers

Damn I'm only 30 Alcohol helps me forget all that crap though.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )

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Patchez wrote:Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cigar in one hand, scotch in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming " WHOOOO HOOOO, what a fuckin' ride" !!!!
^THIS!
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs

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