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Savage wrote:I need a crystal ball, to find out if I live to be a hundred, but spend the last thirty years drooling and pissing on myself in an old folks hell house, or if I'm going to explode a giant aneurysm tomorrow or next week, in which case I've got to get busy.
shouldn't you get busy in either case?
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JimLahey wrote:Take a Vitamin B Complex and Omega 3 fish oils after your breakfast and you'll be right as rain.
Throw in some milk thistle and lecithin for good measure. Help a livah out!
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You're going to die. All of you. Just sayin'.

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BBoozer wrote:You're going to die. All of you. Just sayin'.
you're only saying that because everyone always has....
Stupid should hurt.

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Not me,I'm not planning on dying. My goal is to live forever. So far, so good.
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BBoozer wrote:You're going to die. All of you. Just sayin'.
Hahaha, what a great post.

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I just wanna know how's yer hole..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65_0TlycIw&ob=av2e

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Excellent thank you. I appear to have the old bipolar hilarities under some semblance of control and my eczema's cleared up a treat. Got a tick bite the other day though, so I am expecting a massive bout of Lyme disease at some point.
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Excellent thank you. I appear to have the old bipolar hilarities under some semblance of control and my eczema's cleared up a treat. Got a tick bite the other day though, so I am expecting a massive bout of Lyme disease at some point.
They'll tell you it's MS. Don't fall for it. Make sure they test for Lyme.

I expect a huge dose of G&T is warranted.
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Judge wrote:I expect a huge dose of G&T is warranted.
Did someone mention a huge dose of G&T? I am so there.

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I want to die in a comfy bed with my beloved family around me. As I begin to fail, I will demand champagne and chocolates. And some more champagne. For the soundrtrack, I'm drawn. Depends on how long I hang on. Pet Sounds is good, but I'm also partial to Satie. Gnossienne 1 is my fave. Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata is nice, too. Actually, I have so many fave musics, that I might have to delay my death, in order to listen to my entire playlist. If I want to be funny, I might request "Another One Bites the Dust"

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Judge wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Excellent thank you. I appear to have the old bipolar hilarities under some semblance of control and my eczema's cleared up a treat. Got a tick bite the other day though, so I am expecting a massive bout of Lyme disease at some point.
They'll tell you it's MS. Don't fall for it. Make sure they test for Lyme.

I expect a huge dose of G&T is warranted.
Mmmmmm, gin... I've got no Lyme symptoms yet and apparently it's more likely in urban areas. I got mine halfway up an effin' mountain so I'm sure it's fine. Either way, I won't accept a misdiagnosis. Cheers for the heads up!
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Not as good as it should be. I am pretty convinced I have had two minor heart attacks in the last two weeks. That can't be good. I'm only 28. It doesn't help that I smoke cigarettes, drink, have a high-stress job, and a three year old and a one year old who fight constantly. I think I am a pretty good candidate.
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I BEAT YOU BOTH APART! I'LL TAKE YOU BOTH TOGETHER!
Stupid should hurt.

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Well, am 22. Chainsmoking since me pre-teens and binge drinking since mid-teens. Can't be buggered cooking, so I survive on crisps and fast foods. Don't go to the gym or anything.

As for health, I feel OK, no major trouble, feel sick occassionally but nothing a gin n tonic won't cure, no pills or anything and nothing I deem serious enough for a visit to the quack.

Think I have high BP and an erratic heartbeat, but well, its nothing that interferes with me routine, so yeah.
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