From the Dirty one

[JohnnyT]

A text I received from Louie (posted with permission):

"I don't think I can make it. I just sharted."

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

That's odd. He always seems so in control of himself.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

A text I received from Louie (posted with permission):

"I don't think I can make it. I just sharted."

Guess it beats: "I just sharted. Be right there."

[JimLahey]

Never attempt a fart with food poisoning.

[Shmoo]

So that's why you can always smell him from a mile away.

[PFrank]

A text I received from Louie (posted with permission):

"I don't think I can make it. I just sharted."

Guess it beats: "I just sharted. Be right there."

LOL! Yah, most messages would beat a shart-related one. ;)

[Dirty Lou]

The best was doing the penguin waddle to the shitter and hollering to C, "Babe, bring me clean shorts and boxers!"

That's love, baby.

By the way, J Tequila, what's your batting average at the Linbrook Lanes' Kopa Room? That place is the Honey Hole. Fish in a barrel, amiright?

[Dirty Lou]

Do you ever check your shoes to see if you stepped in shit and then find nothing and have the thought "Geez, do I just smell like booze & shit? Maybe I need a shower."

[JohnnyT]

The best was doing the penguin waddle to the shitter and hollering to C, "Babe, bring me clean shorts and boxers!"

That's love, baby.

By the way, J Tequila, what's your batting average at the Linbrook Lanes' Kopa Room? That place is the Honey Hole. Fish in a barrel, amiright?

2 for 3. .667 batting average. I'm an all-star.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

I hear you catch a lot of foul balls.

[Rooster]

Fucking Louie...

[Rooster]

Also, this:

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

[Rooster]

Original Nightmare Fuel.