All kanucks are now drunk. For the expressed purpose of national pride shown thru our naitional past-time of massive booze consumption.
Tldr: my country was more fun that your country this weekend!
Nah Nah nah! Nah nah naaaaaaaaah!
Happy Canada day
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Impish Boozehound
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Happy Canada day
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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peetie44
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Re: Happy Canada day
Have some more beer, eh?...yabunchafuckingoofs...
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Happy Canada day
That's OK this entire week there will be enough explosives lit off in the Good ol' USA to conquer a large country. Or just set the whole continent on fire.
We have to have the record for fingers/ limbs blown off in one day of any country during peacetime due to drunken fireworks incidents. Although I did see a vid of some Mexicans smashing TNT or some shit with big ass sledge hammers. That looked pretty stupid.
This one time I saw a drunk dude stick a lit firecracker in his arm cast. WAS NOT a good idea. He said it seemed funny at the time.
Ever have shootouts with roman candles?
Damn this Rum is making me all chatty or some shit
We have to have the record for fingers/ limbs blown off in one day of any country during peacetime due to drunken fireworks incidents. Although I did see a vid of some Mexicans smashing TNT or some shit with big ass sledge hammers. That looked pretty stupid.
This one time I saw a drunk dude stick a lit firecracker in his arm cast. WAS NOT a good idea. He said it seemed funny at the time.
Ever have shootouts with roman candles?
Damn this Rum is making me all chatty or some shit
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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Re: Happy Canada day
Screwball has!ThirstyDrunk wrote: Ever have shootouts with roman candles?
I'll miss you, pallie.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Happy Canada day
Hah I heard Screwball can fit like three of em up there at once!
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Screwball
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Re: Happy Canada day
DAMN! I got a great looking ass!BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Screwball has!ThirstyDrunk wrote: Ever have shootouts with roman candles?
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Happy Canada day
What are you aboot to do on the top of the hoose?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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John Barleycorn
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Re: Happy Canada day
I can't believe that. China must have a record on this, they invented fireworks and have had thousands of years to host such an accident.ThirstyDrunk wrote:We have to have the record for fingers/ limbs blown off in one day of any country during peacetime due to drunken fireworks incidents.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Happy Canada day
You underestimate the American drunken redneck. And I'm talkin a one day tally. Pick any 4th of July in history, I put my money on America.John Barleycorn wrote:I can't believe that. China must have a record on this, they invented fireworks and have had thousands of years to host such an accident.ThirstyDrunk wrote:We have to have the record for fingers/ limbs blown off in one day of any country during peacetime due to drunken fireworks incidents.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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JimLahey
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Re: Happy Canada day
Hahahaha, ?I don't remember what happened
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Happy Canada day
Next up: Bastille Day!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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treetop
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Re: Happy Canada day
there's still a canada up there? weird.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Happy Canada day
It's America's hat!
Collin Quinn was on that CBC show that they play on NPR with Jion Gomeshi on the Fourth. He was comparing these United States with Canadia as two brothers. Canadia was Emilio Esteves and Amerika was Charlie Sheen.
Collin Quinn was on that CBC show that they play on NPR with Jion Gomeshi on the Fourth. He was comparing these United States with Canadia as two brothers. Canadia was Emilio Esteves and Amerika was Charlie Sheen.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Wingman
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Re: Happy Canada day
it's our largest national park. just got back from there, actually. i can attest, those fuckers can drink.treetop wrote:there's still a canada up there? weird.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Frankennietzsche
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Happy Belated Canada Day!
July 1st: Candadia Day
May your antlers be forever mossy and your geese always plentiful.
May your antlers be forever mossy and your geese always plentiful.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"