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tomodon wrote:You're a legend Shane's! I also did the super-market beer run during the rain delay at the thingie today. You ever find you buy other shit just to slightly disguise your large beer purchases? Probably not. Pop-tarts burn the little lump behind your front teeth - like liquid hot magma. Pippa, Kate or Murray's bird?
Legend indeed! YOU are the legend! If more people of your ilk and less of mine existed, we'd have a much better drunkard world.

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Speak English, you two.
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frankennietzsche wrote:Speak English, you two.
Easy! We invented the language, therefore we can adjust it as we see fit.

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coqui_chris wrote:Check-out Counter: "I'm gonna drink myself into a stupor tonight"
You: "Oh yeah? Where's the party tonight"


Some other words are exchanged, a number is exchanged, a meet-up is arranged, and then some bodily fluids are exchanged
My past two girlfriends were met in a similar way. The last one I was buying a fifth of Bulleit rye and the checkout girl said "I like this, but I'm more of Jameson girl." WHAT!!!!!! She turned out to be even more like me than the Jameson thing, which is why she was such an unbearable asshole. But we had some good times before it all went down in flames. Maybe i should call her now......
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Shane's Dentist wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Speak English, you two.
Easy! We invented the language, therefore we can adjust it as we see fit.
I can say from personal expirience that drunk croatians are easier to make sense of than you bunch.

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Rumhead wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:Check-out Counter: "I'm gonna drink myself into a stupor tonight"
You: "Oh yeah? Where's the party tonight"


Some other words are exchanged, a number is exchanged, a meet-up is arranged, and then some bodily fluids are exchanged
My past two girlfriends were met in a similar way. The last one I was buying a fifth of Bulleit rye and the checkout girl said "I like this, but I'm more of Jameson girl." WHAT!!!!!! She turned out to be even more like me than the Jameson thing, which is why she was such an unbearable asshole. But we had some good times before it all went down in flames. Maybe i should call her now......
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Bur wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Speak English, you two.
Easy! We invented the language, therefore we can adjust it as we see fit.
I can say from personal expirience that drunk croatians are easier to make sense of than you bunch.
WHOA!!?! You guys gonna let that slide?
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Well, I'm not into white chicks, but I vote Pippa.

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peetie44 wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote:Pop Tarts led to Hot Pockets, the leading cause of uncontrollable drunkshits and toaster oven fires.
Red wine + Hot Pockets = mudbutt of Biblical distortions.

Power down about 6 white castles followed by a few of those 33 cent frozen burritos they have at the grocery store, all washed down with cheap bourbon.


You will have a new definition of Biblical mudbutt.

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Mudbutt recipes.. I don't even..

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peetie44 wrote:
Bur wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:
Easy! We invented the language, therefore we can adjust it as we see fit.
I can say from personal expirience that drunk croatians are easier to make sense of than you bunch.
WHOA!!?! You guys gonna let that slide?
Poor Bur. The lad was referring to Scotsmen. Fair comment, to be fair. I was drinking with some bloke from Delaware this afternoon, and the sorry bastard did well to understand a word I said.

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I still believe alcohol fueled growls and mumbles are unarguably effective form of communication.

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Bur wrote:I still believe alcohol fueled growls and mumbles are unarguably effective form of communication.
I tend to agree with that. The occasional nodding, pointing at the glasses and calling the wench help too.
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what's wrong with you people? pop-tarts are nature's most perfect food.
Stupid should hurt.

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Wingman wrote:what's wrong with you people? pop-tarts are nature's most perfect food.
You're from Georgia...what the hell do you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkyr-d0hFM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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