Being a Dick
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Wingman
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Re: Being a Dick
if i don't get rye whiskey, i surely will die....
Stupid should hurt.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Being a Dick
I heard they got some in heaven if that's any consolation.Wingman wrote:if i don't get rye whiskey, i surely will die....
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Wingman
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Re: Being a Dick
nah, i don't really like those people....Mr Boozificator wrote: I heard they got some in heaven if that's any consolation.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Being a Dick
Moby Dick serves their fish sandwich on rye.
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Wingman
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Re: Being a Dick
fucker better share, he knows what's good for him. am i right, or am i right?!?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Nah man the devil got the best rye.
Stupid should hurt.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Being a Dick
Last time I put my metal boot on the neck of the Devil, there was no rye left in his cabinet. Now in heaven, nobody wants to drink the aforementioned rye because it's pagan stuff. Centuries, untouched....Wingman wrote:fucker better share, he knows what's good for him. am i right, or am i right?!?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Nah man the devil got the best rye.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Wingman
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Re: Being a Dick
prince of lies, and whatnot.Mr Boozificator wrote: Last time I put my metal boot on the neck of the Devil, there was no rye left in his cabinet....
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Being a Dick
My head just exploded. I thought that even people in Jane Austen novels knew what pop-tarts were. And that they were disgusting.Bur wrote:I had to google pop-tarts. That shit looks disgusting.
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Re: Being a Dick
BOO THIS MAN!waahoohah wrote:My head just exploded. I thought that even people in Jane Austen novels knew what pop-tarts were. And that they were disgusting.Bur wrote:I had to google pop-tarts. That shit looks disgusting.
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Re: Being a Dick
What is wrong with Pop Tarts? Strawberry Frosted is my favorite. Buncha Judases.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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