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Wingman
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Re: Drunken Dreams

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Savage wrote:
Bur wrote:Savage - Because violence works.
sometimes it does.
but really, you never hit a woman on the first date. there's lots of set-up. the main thing is to distance her from her friends and family. and break her will. and convince her she deserves it and could never hope to do better.

women who would hit back don't make it far in the interview process.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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Wingman wrote:
Savage wrote:
Bur wrote:Savage - Because violence works.
sometimes it does.
but really, you never hit a woman on the first date. there's lots of set-up. the main thing is to distance her from her friends and family. and break her will. and convince her she deserves it and could never hope to do better.

women who would hit back don't make it far in the interview process.
Jeez, sounds like something a 14yo basement dwelling "tough guy" would say. Good luck with your virginity.

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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ADHD wrote:
Wingman wrote:but really, you never hit a woman on the first date. there's lots of set-up. the main thing is to distance her from her friends and family. and break her will. and convince her she deserves it and could never hope to do better.

women who would hit back don't make it far in the interview process.
Jeez, sounds like something a 14yo basement dwelling "tough guy" would say. Good luck with your virginity.
Actually....that sounds spot on.
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Re: Drunken Dreams

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I have wierd dreams when I sleep undrunk! That's why I drink!

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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One time I went to sleep in my underpants and woke up with a t-shirt on and no underpants. Kind of distressing.

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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JimLahey wrote:One time I went to sleep in my underpants and woke up with a t-shirt on and no underpants. Kind of distressing.
Waking up with leather jacket on and no pants or shirt is distressing.

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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Bur knows what's up.

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Re: Drunken Dreams

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When I was a little girl, my daddy gave me this book about self defense for women. Knowing what I know about the law now, if I had to kill some violent fuck, I would give him the cast iron skillet head bang, roll him up and drive him out to the Arizona desert and set fire to his corpse. But of course that will never happen, as I am married to a real man. * Do you know how many women are in prison because they got tired of being some fucking puke's punching bag?

No, I don't know either, but it's a lot of women, and they are doing time. Can anyone see what is wrong with this?

*a real pain in the ass sometimes, but a decent, honorable man.
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