So I polished off a bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniel the other night (a little overrated in my opinion) and fell into a fitful slumber. But I had this really weird dream: picture that creature from Alien clawing out my stomach but it had the personality of that WB frog who sings "Hello my baby, hello my honey!"
Anyone else have bizarre dreams after getting loaded?
Drunken Dreams
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Re: Drunken Dreams
I once had a dream where I was giving my mom anal. Must be a Freudian thing...
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Oh, well now you're just being nasty.JimLahey wrote:I once had a dream where I was giving my mom anal. Must be a Freudian thing...
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Yeah sloshed drunk one night I dreamt I was pissing in me pants.
And woke up to find I indeed had, fookin strange what!
And woke up to find I indeed had, fookin strange what!
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JimLahey wrote:I once had a dream where I was giving my mom anal. Must be a Freudian thing...
That wasn't a dream, man. And it wasn't you. Say hi to your mutha for me...
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Some people like to go to sleep reading an adventure mystery. I like to wake up to one.
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Where's your passport Mr Thirsty, Where's your passport...?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Some people like to go to sleep reading an adventure mystery. I like to wake up to one.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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When I come to Europe I want to just arrive there kinda like that Swiss kid who showed up in Germany a few months ago. I'll just appear out of the woods, have no I.D., a vague sense of the language, a shopping bag full of burnt cigarette butts, a blank stare, a drooling mouth, and an empty bottle of Armegnac. Wearing only underpants full of a fece sampling of every native animal. And I'll be needing a drink.
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When thirsty lands to Europe it's going to be multi-week tour amirite?
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You guys are so dramatic. I usually wake up from a dream about cooking, and suffer disappointment that there's nothing to eat.
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Funny, I've got this recurring dream where I'm in front of the altar with my three brides and suddenly you hit me on the head with an empty skillet.Savage wrote:You guys are so dramatic. I usually wake up from a dream about cooking, and suffer disappointment that there's nothing to eat.
Could it mean that the time you spend hitting me on the head actually stands in the way of your cooking. I wonder...
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Funny, I've got this recurring dream where I'm in front of the altar with my three brides and suddenly you hit me on the head with an empty skillet.Savage wrote:You guys are so dramatic. I usually wake up from a dream about cooking, and suffer disappointment that there's nothing to eat.
Could it mean that the time you spend hitting me on the head actually stands in the way of your cooking. I wonder...
Hmm, just musing here, but I never understand women who are beaten. I mean, the SOB does the dirty deed, but then he turns his back, or falls asleep/passes out, and there is her perfect chance to cast iron skillet the hell out of his skull. When the cops come, there she is with the black eyes and contusions, and...problem solved.
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Re: Drunken Dreams
I drank my usually drink I few to many you know how it goes.I passed out as I was sleeping it off I had a dream I was a acorn on a great big oak tree and. I fell off started growing into a proud oak tree myself. and the seasons changing and I could see me standing watching acorn grow into a tree and the snow as I spinning around fold my arms out.
Another one I had was I was my dog puppy and he was petting me and walking on his hind leg acting like me.
(I also eat shrooms too and did last night but only two two stems)
Another one I had was I was my dog puppy and he was petting me and walking on his hind leg acting like me.
(I also eat shrooms too and did last night but only two two stems)