"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

[Savage]

Prove that you are our Dear Unkle Lemmy. Then, and only then, will I give you the bottle of Maker's with the calf nipple.

[peetie44]

Welcome back, man...good to finally meet you.

CHEERS!

[One for the Frog]

noob

[treetop]

if there aint' a picture, it's not a thing. or something.
i request a return phrase,
"the penguins fly at dawn"...

[Judge]

I'm so late to this. I'd have dared you to run over to Cape Cod and pull a unwanted invasion on the Ruiners as they are summering on the "Cape" at his pa's house. They fly back to
California tomorrow so don't bend a brain cell over it but it could have been epic.


Yes I used "epic".

[Savage]

Unkle Lemmy is actually a Japanese robot. So, someone reboot him, and get the party started.

[Frankennietzsche]

This didn't last very long, did it?




Someone should have to make more than two posts and remain logged on for more than one night before they make an "I'm Back" thread.

Perseverance is more important than truth.

[UnkleLemmy]

Prove that you are our Dear Unkle Lemmy. Then, and only then, will I give you the bottle of Maker's with the calf nipple.

I'm still waiting for the love of my life Lucky Strikes to show up with a handle of Beam and a carton of smokes.

Also, I made Mayhem. He was just a lonely old drunk before I christened him (to be faor he has been an even better drunk than I. I am John the Baptist, he is Jesus)

I remember when Crystal was to drunk to board the plain after the lost Rochester Invaison.

And, I will admit, as much as I hate it, that I made out with Winebox.

Still think I'm not that Lemmy?

Send that bottle over my way, bitch ;)

[UnkleLemmy]

This didn't last very long, did it?




Someone should have to make more than two posts and remain logged on for more than one night before they make an "I'm Back" thread.

Perseverance is more important than truth.

You blowing me is more important than truth too.

[UnkleLemmy]

if there aint' a picture, it's not a thing. or something.
i request a return phrase,
"the penguins fly at dawn"...

Aw fuck, let me get my cell phone.

[UnkleLemmy]

I'm so late to this. I'd have dared you to run over to Cape Cod and pull a unwanted invasion on the Ruiners as they are summering on the "Cape" at his pa's house. They fly back to
California tomorrow so don't bend a brain cell over it but it could have been epic.


Yes I used "epic".

There is only such thing as the ruiner. Multiples my fragile mind cannot handle.

[UnkleLemmy]

if there aint' a picture, it's not a thing. or something.
i request a return phrase,
"the penguins fly at dawn"...

Aw fuck, let me get my cell phone.

This is the best I can do know. And who would pretend to be me anywYAS?

[UnkleLemmy]

Liz and I used to get drunk at the library. I just told a wee 17 year old this story at work, Hopoefull;y I don't get arrested for corrupting the youth.

We used to take bottles of grape Pop and empty thenm halfay and fill the rest with vodka and then use the librarys PC to post on MDM. Apparently our libray had no rulkes against grape pop.

[Bur]

Ah, you're getting off easy. I'm sure in Finland they have a hotline where you can call if you even feel like someone might smell of booze and then cops bust through a wall and take that depraved motherfucker with them.

[treetop]

dammit, does no one remember catch phrases anymore? there is a proper response to the penguin statement. until then, you're allowed in the clubhouse but you only have limited access to the frozen oreos. drinks, as always, are free.
damn, i love this clubhouse.
oh yeah.