Ron Swanson - My Hero
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Aloysius_of_Tahiti
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Ron Swanson - My Hero
The man made a beautiful hand carved harp from California Red Spruce...after 11 whiskeys. Truly, Ron Swanson is a Cadillac among men.
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Cliffie S. Bockerson
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Re: Ron Swanson - My Hero
So? Frank Reynolds puts out fire with revolvers and gets under-the-table handies from non-blood-related nieces after ingesting gallons of booze and many illicit substances. He wears shirts inside-out and covered in sap. He poops the bed. He is the F-16 of television characters under 5' tall.
"Nossir. Even in my worst delirium I never interfered with the flow of traffic. I never drank any hair tonic, either."
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Ron Swanson - My Hero
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Ron Swanson - My Hero
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Ron Swanson - My Hero
he is the only reason I watch that show
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
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Aloysius_of_Tahiti
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Re: Ron Swanson - My Hero
You got me, Frank Reynolds tops just about any TV character out there. I actually shed a tear when his beloved Rum Ham drifted away in the sea...Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:So? Frank Reynolds puts out fire with revolvers and gets under-the-table handies from non-blood-related nieces after ingesting gallons of booze and many illicit substances. He wears shirts inside-out and covered in sap. He poops the bed. He is the F-16 of television characters under 5' tall.