For a week-long paddle into the deep woods to commune with the Loons.
My nephew asked, "Why are you packing 4 times the weight of booze compared to food?"
Packing For The Boundary Waters
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Packing For The Boundary Waters
If you took dehydrated food, you could increase that ratio.
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JohnnyT
Re: Packing For The Boundary Waters
I thought you shot/caught yer food. What's with this store bought food? Wuss.
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Cliffie S. Bockerson
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Re: Packing For The Boundary Waters
Smatter Noguts wrote:For a week-long paddle into the deep woods to commune with the Loons.
What are the chances this is a euphemistic phrase for medically supervised detox?
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