Now I'm gonna drink up and be somebody.
I Been Pimpin...
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peetie44
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I Been Pimpin...
...since pimpin been pimpin.
Now I'm gonna drink up and be somebody.
Now I'm gonna drink up and be somebody.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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ThirstyDrunk
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JohnnyT
Re: I Been Pimpin...
I'm glad to see good old Jimmy Beam in there with those fancy Scotches.
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Cliffie S. Bockerson
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
I think that pimp up yonder done out-pimped Fred Mertz. And THAT motherfucker was a PIMP!
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Savage
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
Usually, one only sees the Uncle Joe pants on an oldster, the kind of old guy that falls asleep before the pumpkin pie is served.
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peetie44
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
"I shall be your ever-present wingman...for I am the one called Cockblocker..."
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
Hmmm, I might order that outfit...peetie44 wrote:"I shall be your ever-present wingman...for I am the one called Cockblocker..."
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
"Pimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary..."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Savage
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Re: I Been Pimpin...
peetie44 wrote:"I shall be your ever-present wingman...for I am the one called Cockblocker..."
I died. Grumpy's Christmas present!
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