Losing Weight, Staying fit? Of course while drunk!

[rc483]

Hey Guys

just curious does anyone have any tips about staying in shape while getting drunk every damn night, I have gotten up to 260 and need to lose quite a bit of weight, I tend to eat a lot of crap while drunk and wondering how do you guys avoid it or good alternatives.

I also tend to drink tons of beer and wine, Not big on anything else but whiskey.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

It's good to get a morning routine and to stick to it no matter how shitty you feel. I've built up to doing 2000 sit ups and and 1100 pushups every morning. I also run about 45 miles a week. I'm also 260 pounds but I'm buff as hell.

[Bur]

Learn to have fruits as drunk snacks. I've dropped few pounds with that alone. Which leaves me at around 140.

+ BMMS is full of bullcrap but hey, you never know.

[rc483]

Lol why do I not believe you BeerMakesMeSmart...

[Screwball]

Do what I do.



Loads ans loads of Cocaine.

[Bur]

Do what I do.



Loads ans loads of Cocaine.

Seemed to work for HST as well

[Screwball]

I don't mind the Bats. They are my friends.

[Bur]

I don't mind the Bats. They are my friends.

They seemed to get agressive when I swung at them with golf club. I'm not sure if they'll ever forget me. :/

[Screwball]

I love the Bats. They eat the Giant Mosquitoes that swarm my head.

Last week the bastards carried my BBQ pit away and ate my goddamn chicken!

[Mr Boozificator]

Sport and French cuisine works for me.

[OtisCampbell]

Before I start to drink at home, I go the health food store, where all the pasty, ultra-white, skinny kids hang out, and buy some nutritional type snacks. When I wake up the next morning, I am happy to see that I actually ate some.

While out, it's pizza or steak or..."wait a minute, let me check my receipts...."

[Bur]

Sport and French cuisine works for me.

Yes, snails and stuff seem to keep me clear from eating too.

[sloweducation]

As long as you work out everyday you should be ok. I drink a lot of beer too, and it is wonderful fuel for running. Also, don't have shitty food in the house. I have had some delicious broccoli at 5am with my nightcap Maker's Mark.

[JimLahey]

As long as you work out everyday you should be ok. I drink a lot of beer too, and it is wonderful fuel for running. Also, don't have shitty food in the house. I have had some delicious broccoli at 5am with my nightcap Maker's Mark.

Yeah, I agree with that.
I'm not a fan of sweets and basically just keep good food in the fridge. When you get the drunken munchies you just have no choice but to eat good food. Let loose during the weekend or whatever but keep good food in your fridge.
Cutting sugar is probably your best bet. But christ, 260? I'd starve myself first.

[Savage]

Sex and club soda does it for me. And I'll give up my Maker's Mark when you're able to pry it from my withered old claws.
Seriously, illness dropped about fifty pounds from my fat old carcass, but I don't reccomend getting sick.