Well, French booze and French women go well together. I love them both and they are mezmerizing.Mr Boozificator wrote:She tricked you: French women are aliens. The psychopathic kind of.BBoozer wrote:I once woke up in a field in the middle of France (where I was on holliday with my best buddy) with my arm around the waist of a beautiful French girl I had never seen before. I woke up, she woke up, and we had no recollection at all of meeting. Up to now, I believe we were abducted by aliens.
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BBoozer
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Careful, you are going to end up a Mousquetaire.BBoozer wrote:Well, French booze and French women go well together. I love them both and they are mezmerizing.Mr Boozificator wrote:She tricked you: French women are aliens. The psychopathic kind of.BBoozer wrote:I once woke up in a field in the middle of France (where I was on holliday with my best buddy) with my arm around the waist of a beautiful French girl I had never seen before. I woke up, she woke up, and we had no recollection at all of meeting. Up to now, I believe we were abducted by aliens.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Hardcore Stig
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I went out in Durham in the north east UK when I was at University there. It was my 20th Birthday and the years exams were done so we planned for a pretty heavy evening. I awoke the next morning in temperatures I could only describe as fecking hot. I looked out my window and saw a palm tree, now to my recolection there were no palm trees outside my Durham room, in fact I struggle to recall a palm tree in Durham.
Feeling suspicious I search, what was quite clearly an apartment to find 2 of my friends also present. Rather than wake them I set about investigating by phoning my mother. After realising a dialing cod was needed it was establiched that at some point early evening the previous day we had called home and requested our parents meet us at the nearest airport (Newcastle, quite some distance away) with our passports and as we described it, holiday gear. My friends upon waking confirmed that we had decided to go to Spain for a few weeks while drun. The minatures confirmed their story that " They wouldn't announce my birthday on a late flight so gave us booze instead".
Essentailly I went out for a quiet few in Durham and woke up in Alcudia in Majorca the following day with no memory of the voyage.
Feeling suspicious I search, what was quite clearly an apartment to find 2 of my friends also present. Rather than wake them I set about investigating by phoning my mother. After realising a dialing cod was needed it was establiched that at some point early evening the previous day we had called home and requested our parents meet us at the nearest airport (Newcastle, quite some distance away) with our passports and as we described it, holiday gear. My friends upon waking confirmed that we had decided to go to Spain for a few weeks while drun. The minatures confirmed their story that " They wouldn't announce my birthday on a late flight so gave us booze instead".
Essentailly I went out for a quiet few in Durham and woke up in Alcudia in Majorca the following day with no memory of the voyage.
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Nope, I'm way too classy for this shit.
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You sure? I thought your real name was School On Sunday.G_W wrote:Nope, I'm way too classy for this shit.
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G_W
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I think you meant "Work on Sunday"
Cause that shit is gonna happen.
Cause that shit is gonna happen.
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your mom's crotch. man, that was a tough one to explain away.
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'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
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Waking up in a crack house with two little girls (3 and 5) cuddling me. That was an interesting way to wake up.
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Hardcore Stig
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Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner.Crystal wrote:Waking up in a crack house with two little girls (3 and 5) cuddling me. That was an interesting way to wake up.
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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Maybe not, have you been to her house?Hardcore Stig wrote:Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner.Crystal wrote:Waking up in a crack house with two little girls (3 and 5) cuddling me. That was an interesting way to wake up.
It comes with Ruiner.
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Savage
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OMG. You must have been the closest thing to a fairy godmother that those poor little girls ever saw. I want the whole Paul Harvey rest of the story.Crystal wrote:Waking up in a crack house with two little girls (3 and 5) cuddling me. That was an interesting way to wake up.
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Mister Peetie, if you were running for President, I would vote for you several times.peetie44 wrote:Summer/1975, I woke up on the front porch of a farmhouse, @40 miles from my hotel in Atlanta/GA. No ride, with my gig bag locked in a stranger's car, which was at the farm but the driver was gone. I had @1 1/2hrs to extricate my bag, find(?) a ride to my hotel (40 miles away), pack my clothes and make it to the airport (another 15 miles) to catch a flight to Richmond/VA for a Canned Heat gig that night.
Bottom-line: made the gig.
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Third post. I used to wake up under my big metal desk that the Marines brought me, after a marathon session of writing and IMing. Yes, I am boring.
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A few months ago I agreed to a lunchtime date with a guy in the pub, suddenly it was 8pm we were drunk and all over each other - woke up at 9.30 next day in a hotel I can say though the sex was crap he was ugly why I stayed out with him I will never know must have been all the Bushmills I was drinking.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )
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BBoozer
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You remember the sex? Then you were not really drunk.Lush30 wrote:A few months ago I agreed to a lunchtime date with a guy in the pub, suddenly it was 8pm we were drunk and all over each other - woke up at 9.30 next day in a hotel I can say though the sex was crap he was ugly why I stayed out with him I will never know must have been all the Bushmills I was drinking.