Where the beer flows like wine ...BBoozer wrote:Come on you guys. The lad should go to Belgium. Drinking age is sixteen, so no worries there, the beer and wine flow liberally., and we have really nice historical cities to visit between drinking sessions. Ask Peetie.
Why I won't go to America
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coqui_chris
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Re: Why I won't go to America
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
Re: Why I won't go to America
Good, we don't want you coming to America. Eddie Murphy already did it.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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Negromancer
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Re: Why I won't go to America
Haha, seriously?BBoozer wrote:You should really visit Utah. Nice scenery, no drinking at all. Okay, you can have beer up to 3.2 ABV, but in my dictionary, that's not really a drink. I did survive though for one week, and afterwards it was... VEGAS!
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Why I won't go to America
No one can not want to come here after viewing this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTSLRbm8 ... re=related
Freaking lasers, man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTSLRbm8 ... re=related
Freaking lasers, man!
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peetie44
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Re: Why I won't go to America
"You know, I have one simple request..."frankennietzsche wrote:No one can not want to come here after viewing this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTSLRbm8 ... re=related
Freaking lasers, man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Why I won't go to America
When I first went to America (the US in their lingo) I was amsued by the fact that they have to hide their alcoholic beverages in public (in NYC)...very Puritan/hypocrit I thought...anyway, I like the stupid Americans they are like our retared lil brothers who happen to find a shitload of heavy weaponry and some sort of Freemasonic ideology in the course of a crazy short-lived nightmare...
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Why I won't go to America
Nu-uh. It's " 'murica".Jerome wrote:When I first went to America (the US in their lingo)
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Wingman
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Re: Why I won't go to America
fuck yeah!frankennietzsche wrote:Nu-uh. It's " 'murica".Jerome wrote:When I first went to America (the US in their lingo)
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Why I won't go to America
How the hell do you guys stay balanced on your barstools with only one arm and one leg?JimLahey wrote:Or you could just come to Canada. But be prepared to pay an arm and a leg for a drink here.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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coqui_chris
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Re: Why I won't go to America
"He's my cousin from Australia"
"Oh yeah! Welcome to America! What'll you have!"
"Oh yeah! Welcome to America! What'll you have!"
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
Re: Why I won't go to America
Oh my god you are not even 21 yet would gladly swap places with you I am almost 31 and believe me kid those years fly by.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )
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Oh Savage, yes love it!Savage wrote:Seriously? Two words. Fake. ID.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )
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BBoozer
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Re: Why I won't go to America
Yes! I was shocked that they all hid their booze in brown bags. And then me and the blonde (pre-redhead) had a picnic with a bottle of wine open on the table. Those muricans where really shocked.Jerome wrote:When I first went to America (the US in their lingo) I was amsued by the fact that they have to hide their alcoholic beverages in public (in NYC)...very Puritan/hypocrit I thought...anyway, I like the stupid Americans they are like our retared lil brothers who happen to find a shitload of heavy weaponry and some sort of Freemasonic ideology in the course of a crazy short-lived nightmare...
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Savage
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Re: Why I won't go to America
You know what? I still loves ya, but you are so writ out of the will.greygoose1 wrote:holy shit. savage has officially flown the coop. but hey, she's savage, so she's allowed.Savage wrote: when you come here, dood, prioritize these things, in this order:
2. disneyworld (not land, world).
Oh! excuse me please! The land of the mouse began in Anaheim. Disneyland rules. And we didn't pull out Mr. Toad. Also, Sleeping Beauty's castle totally trumped Cinderella's. And where did Uncle Walt drive around in his antique car? Yeah. Cali. Not FL.
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