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End of the world as we know it??

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Okay so we have about 9 and 1/2 weeks give or take until December 21st 2012 we all know that nothing is really going to happen but just a s bit of fun is anyone planning any "End of the World" parties etc ??
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Sorry, I'm too busy finishing my Planet Buster in due time.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Sorry, I'm too busy finishing my Planet Buster in due time.
Dr. Doom cannot destroy earth. That event is reserved for...GALACTUS!

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Smatter Noguts wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:Sorry, I'm too busy finishing my Planet Buster in due time.
Dr. Doom cannot destroy earth. That event is reserved for...GALACTUS!
No idea who that Doom guy can be: Fatalis is an original character just like Ronald Ruck and Marty Mouse.
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Sorry. Was referring to GALACTURD! and his herald, the Selenium Surfer.

I almost named my son after Mr. Fantastic, but the wife said no.

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I thought this post was about Bay Area sports.
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Hanging Judge wrote: Bay Area sports.
Sailor chasing? The Boa toss? The 100 meters mince?
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Let's party like it's 1999.

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I'm going to smash up a clock shop and burn all the calendars I see
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My plans are to hit every bar in town and max out the credit cards, may even get some new ones. I'll then pour myself into a cab, come home and pass out.

Then in the morning, wake up deeper in debt, hung over and pissed cause the world didn't implode. Now how in the fuck am I gonna pay this shit off?

Wonder if I sent them a nice, "hey, thought it was the end of the world and I wouldn't be around to owe anyone, anything", they would let me slide.
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Smatter Noguts wrote:Sorry. Was referring to GALACTURD! and his herald, the Selenium Surfer.

I almost named my son after Mr. Fantastic, but the wife said no.
Yep, one of my friends tried Norrin without any success...
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The Cigar Lounge here is planning an End of the World party so think I'll see it literally go up in smoke :)
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I think I might take PTO on 12/22 just in case. Is that a weekend? :)
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Well, all I can say is, I'm drinking like it is...
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Oh.
Shit.
I just realized that the end of the world coincides with my darling grandboy Zeke's birthday. So all is well, because God or whoever would never end the world on the birthday of such a fabulously interesting intellectual little dude. He has so much to do, and so far to go. On December 21, he will be seven years old.
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