Those laws we'd like to see implemented.

[Mr Boozificator]

-Beer cheaper and in larger glasses.
-Ten lashes of the whip for any barman who underpours.
-Compulsory happy hour for any establishment making a decent profit.
-Busses from downtown to the suburbs until one hour after bar closing times.
-Free aperitif (glass of wine or shot of reasonably good liquor) offered with every meal.
-At least one liquor store opened on Sundays every two blocks.
-New guy buys.

Edit: -Any taxi driver overcharging a drunken patron shall get cement shoes and a free dive from the shore of the closest river.

[Wingman]

-no mandatory closing time for bars.

[tomodon]

Here's a few mate:-

- Crap beer with not be tolerated. Landlords not cleaning their lines and delivering rubbish ale will have their licenses revoked.
- Publicans wanting to keep the till ringing whilst respectful patrons wish to continue to imbibe can do so as late into the night as they want.
- Finance politicians will not be allowed to use the Drinker as a cash-cow pretending to have the general public's interests at heart.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Beer shall be provided as a service to the public, first through free deliveries to every dwelling with persons of drinking age until the lines have been cleared of that icky water shite when it can flow freely into every home through the available faucets. If you want fucking water you can go jump in the lake (located just past the bourbon reservoir).

[Screwball]

And she said with a tear in her eye, "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat the yellow snow."

[JimLahey]

No more dance music in bars. FUCK OFF with that shit.

[Frankennietzsche]

Why...there outa be a law.... <shakes fist>

[Screwball]

By Jiggery, that just ain't right! <kicks tin can.>

[ThirstyDrunk]

Oh well fer cryin out loud...<makes armpit fart noises>

[Freddie AppsHero]

[Patchez]

In every place of employment world wide!!

[Palinka (RIP)]

Making some people shut the fuck up?

[Mr. Viking]

legalise small scale distilling
places selling food must sell booze

[Negromancer]

- All contracts formal (and informal) should be sealed with a mutual toast.

[Frankennietzsche]

Two men enter, one man leaves!