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Chicks Dig Pocket Watches

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Bought myself a shiny stainless steel pocket watch with a chain for $15 and went out to the bar and pulled it out occasionally to check the time. Turns out chicks think it's romantic as all get out!

Guys, do yourselves a favor and pick one up...cuz when you pull out the fob, the panties drop!

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I have a great Swiss Army pocket watch that has gotten me free drinks on more than one occasion. Here's to class!

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I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876

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EuroSlave wrote:I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876
You are so cockblocking yourself.
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Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
Well, in my case it starts going way faster. Happy hour is gone before you know it.
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i have a seersucker suit and a straw boater hat but i left them both at your mom's house after she fell for my "pocketwatch" joke.
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she did show me her buffalo nickel though.
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You know what's better than a pocket watch? Pocket pool!


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Mr Boozificator wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Completely useless. Everyone knows that time stops when you're in a bar.
Well, in my case it starts going way faster. Happy hour is gone before you know it.
You just have to stick around Mr. B. There will be another one along in 23 hours or so.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
EuroSlave wrote:I just have a regular watch because it's not 1876
You are so cockblocking yourself.
Today I was riding the tram and I noticed some girls pull out Polaroids

I was like, people still use those?

So i'm not sure what to believe now maybe you are right...

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what's a tram? is it one of those trains with square wheels like on the island of misfit toys?
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treetop wrote:what's a tram? is it one of those trains with square wheels like on the island of misfit toys?
A Tramway: a surface urban collective transportation asset, like the Bordeaux one for example:
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Some states in America have trams right?

San Fransisco right?

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Mr Boozificator wrote:...like the Bordeaux one...
Kept meaning to ride it but found it too difficult to leave 'Le Frog et Rosbif' pub. Groovy place. Highly recommended next time you visit.
Oh...And they brew their own beer (and are only too happy to give free tastes in half-pint sizes).
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