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Election Night

Post by Smatter Noguts » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:35 pm

Warm wishes to both sides of the political spectrum and I sincerely hope for a good night that, win or lose, brings us all together in the common cause of drink, either from celebration or commiseration.

Invitations to the union hall for warm keg beer from my cousin in expectation of a grand Bronco Barry victory celebration have gone silent, and I was planning to attend the far-reich-rethug-lican drinking rally at Giardelli's, but my beautiful and thoughtful wife has a business dinner at a fancy resturant that serves some top-shelf booze and her corporation is buying, so getting loaded and fed fancy food for free with a designated driver is just too good a gig to pass up.

See you all on the other side!

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Re: Election Night

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:39 pm

Greetings from Kolob!
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Re: Election Night

Post by Crystal » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:40 pm

I just really want this whole dog and pony show to be over with, really. Whoever wins will win, although according to the Panthers/Redskins game, it'll be Romney.
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Re: Election Night

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:18 pm

I hope that you all have made your liquor purchases in advance, for tomorrow, there is no booze until the polls close (in your area).
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Re: Election Night

Post by Judge » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:46 pm

Let's not lose perspective on the most exciting part of all this! In just 36 hours the 2016 Presidential Campaign begins! I'm so looking forward to the new ads, Matthews spittling about racism because of the use of"number 2 pencils" used in scan balloting, Hannity wailing on about "media hypocracy". Oh the wonder and 48 months of non-stop postulating and exciting video graphics. I can't wait to start my own superpac this time around!

Frank....they don't cut off drinking on vote day here. You folks really need to lighten up. Say, can we send a proxy to the Maker's distillery to pick up a bottle of hooch with Crystal's name on it? She really can't make the trip but it says you have to be in person with the golden ticket.
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Re: Election Night

Post by JimLahey » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:20 am

Erection night.

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Re: Election Night

Post by BBoozer » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:01 am

frankennietzsche wrote:I hope that you all have made your liquor purchases in advance, for tomorrow, there is no booze until the polls close (in your area).
What!??? You have to be fucking kidding? You are the number one country in the world and you don't allow booze during voting time? I have never voted undrunk, I tells you.

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Re: Election Night

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:46 am

Yep, no alcohol sales of any sort, package or by-the-drink, until 6pm EST or after the polls close, on election day. Honestly, I thought that this was the norm in these United States.
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Re: Election Night

Post by Mr. Viking » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:48 am

frankennietzsche wrote:Yep, no alcohol sales of any sort, package or by-the-drink, until 6pm EST or after the polls close, on election day. Honestly, I thought that this was the norm in these United States.
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Re: Election Night

Post by JimLahey » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:15 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Yep, no alcohol sales of any sort, package or by-the-drink, until 6pm EST or after the polls close, on election day. Honestly, I thought that this was the norm in these United States.
I never knew that. That's fucked up.

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Re: Election Night

Post by Jollyroger1210 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:50 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Yep, no alcohol sales of any sort, package or by-the-drink, until 6pm EST or after the polls close, on election day. Honestly, I thought that this was the norm in these United States.

You ARE from Pennsylvania, then....

Man, we have to get our shit together. These blue laws are getting old, fast.
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Re: Election Night

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:01 pm

I blame the 19th Century
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Re: Election Night

Post by coqui_chris » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:06 am

Jollyroger1210 wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Yep, no alcohol sales of any sort, package or by-the-drink, until 6pm EST or after the polls close, on election day. Honestly, I thought that this was the norm in these United States.

You ARE from Pennsylvania, then....

Man, we have to get our shit together. These blue laws are getting old, fast.
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Re: Election Night

Post by BBoozer » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:23 am

Good for you Romney didn't get elected. Mormon alcohol laws all over the country, can you imagine?

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Re: Election Night

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:38 am

Jeb Bush 2016!!!!

YeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!




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