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Election Night
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Re: Election Night
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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Re: Election Night
it's a kentucky thing. which is odd, when you think about it.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Election Night
Abortions for some ... miniature American flags for others ...
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Re: Election Night
The laws changed in some states, because we can buy booze (and drink booze at the bar) on election day before the polls close. And we're a backwards-ass state.
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Re: Election Night
Another huge fucking disaster brought about by boredom on one side and a dedicated will to keep funding the EBT card by the other.
There's nothing for it now but to drink hard and laugh as "unexpectedly bad" economic news keeps rolling in.
I just cleared my sinuses. It's 68 and sunny and I have the place to myself, except for a bottle of Laphroig Quarter Cask, which I intend on abusing until sunset or departure for the island sets in.
Cheers to all!
There's nothing for it now but to drink hard and laugh as "unexpectedly bad" economic news keeps rolling in.
I just cleared my sinuses. It's 68 and sunny and I have the place to myself, except for a bottle of Laphroig Quarter Cask, which I intend on abusing until sunset or departure for the island sets in.
Cheers to all!
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Re: Election Night
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-0 ... rowth.htmlSeventy percent of counties with the fastest-growth in food-stamp aid during the last four years voted for the Republican presidential candidate in 2008, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture data compiled by Bloomberg. They include Republican strongholds like King County, Texas, which in 2008 backed Republican John McCain by 92.6 percent, his largest share in the nation; and fast-growing Douglas County, Colorado.
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"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
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Re: Election Night
Now this is new:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20301477
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20301477
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Election Night
Maybe Lord Fatalis can persuade them to join his cause!Mr Boozificator wrote:Now this is new:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20301477
Seriously, the people I know who deserve disability ain't gettin' it, and the ones on it are living like playboys.
I work because I would be ashamed to take money I didn't earn. Or dodge honestly.
I drink for a number of reasons but am determined to play out the string beholding to no one, and leaving the rest better off for my brief occupancy of mortal flesh, and am comfortable with my Forty Creek Port Cask Aged Whiskey which is the smoothest whiskey I've ever known and am consuming at alarming rates tonight, being that it's fine sharing whiskey and I'm selfishly doing it solo.
Report me to the commiczar, I know there's one coming.
Seriously, let's all move to Washington State, set up camp in the rain forest, smoke dope, drink everything, and send someone to the Pike street market every week for fish.
Re: Election Night
Can't we camp somewhere warmer? Winter is coming.( Wow, that sounds a little Game of Thrones, but I digress) There are some lovely National Forrest lands down Georgia way and camping there is free as long as some simple guide lines are followed. I think there was a Rainbow Fest held there abouts 15 years or so ago. Some of the hippes stayed htere for a month or more.Smatter Noguts wrote:Maybe Lord Fatalis can persuade them to join his cause!Mr Boozificator wrote:Now this is new:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20301477
Seriously, the people I know who deserve disability ain't gettin' it, and the ones on it are living like playboys.
I work because I would be ashamed to take money I didn't earn. Or dodge honestly.
I drink for a number of reasons but am determined to play out the string beholding to no one, and leaving the rest better off for my brief occupancy of mortal flesh, and am comfortable with my Forty Creek Port Cask Aged Whiskey which is the smoothest whiskey I've ever known and am consuming at alarming rates tonight, being that it's fine sharing whiskey and I'm selfishly doing it solo.
Report me to the commiczar, I know there's one coming.
Seriously, let's all move to Washington State, set up camp in the rain forest, smoke dope, drink everything, and send someone to the Pike street market every week for fish.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Election Night
Can't get too emotional over this. Get ready for a drubbing. Stock up now and you will be a liquor baron soon...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Election Night
Dull, wasn't it?
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Re: Election Night
actually, no, it's been done.Mr Boozificator wrote:Now this is new:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20301477
yep.Patchez wrote: Winter is coming.
nope. lies and whatnot. those all burned. or something. and we dont' allow hippies. not even in hostel in the woods.Patchez wrote:There are some lovely National Forrest lands down Georgia way and camping there is free.
pm me for lodging details. we can always use another WarDwarf.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Election Night
To quote one of my favorite TV shows: "Who am I going to vote for...the Democrat who's blasting me in the ass, or the Republican who's going to blast me in the ass."
"Politics is one big ass-blasting."
"Politics is one big ass-blasting."
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Re: Election Night
Yes, and everyone know it. That's why some counties are dry on election night so people don't go off on each other. It's all these folks that put their faith in politicians going at it.Aloysius82 wrote:To quote one of my favorite TV shows: "Who am I going to vote for...the Democrat who's blasting me in the ass, or the Republican who's going to blast me in the ass."
"Politics is one big ass-blasting."
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.