I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

User avatar
Mglaffas
Booze Head
Booze Head
Posts: 34
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:46 pm

I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Mglaffas »

Sambuca..

User avatar
Bur
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2963
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:55 am
Location: Finland

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Bur »

Strange specimen, this one be.

User avatar
Mr. Viking
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3947
Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
Location: Norris Green

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Mr. Viking »

I quite like sambuca actually
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

User avatar
peetie44
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10389
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by peetie44 »

I rather like jerking off in front of your mom...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

User avatar
Mr. Viking
Hooching Like Hemingway
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3947
Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:23 am
Location: Norris Green

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Mr. Viking »

peetie44 wrote:I rather like jerking off in front of your mom...
does she like it though?
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

User avatar
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Frankennietzsche »

Iz ur mom hawt? pic plz
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

User avatar
Jollyroger1210
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 168
Joined: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:02 pm
Location: Halfway between Yuengling and the Whiskey Rebellion

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Jollyroger1210 »

I'd prefer not to drink it, as every time I do, it seems to come back up. And it tastes even worse then.
"I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."

User avatar
JimLahey
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2104
Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by JimLahey »

I do both at the same time.

User avatar
Mglaffas
Booze Head
Booze Head
Posts: 34
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:46 pm

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Mglaffas »


User avatar
Judge
Moderator
Posts: 7725
Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
Location: Can't find my ass with two hands

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by Judge »

Mglaffas wrote:http://www.facebook.com/lone.benonysson?fref=ts

Yeah, that's my mom
Well then your mom is t'HOT! But I get the feeling if you jerked off in front of her she'd simply walk out of the room wondering when this is ever going to stop. It was shocking once, now its just annoying.

And now I'm going to have a small glass of Sambuca since I keep a bottle in inventory for those Europeans who sometimes stop by.
Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

CPE1704TKS

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius

And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

User avatar
BBoozer
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Posts: 1223
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:14 am
Location: In the promised land of Belgium

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by BBoozer »

Well, I'll share a bottle of Sambuca with your mom and then we'll see what happens.

User avatar
One for the Frog
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2853
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:35 am
Contact:

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by One for the Frog »

Did you know one can send a message to her? With a link to this thread?
I advise to remove the link, you must be to young, making errors like this.
Did you know the prohibitionists are present on this forum? They are lurking in the corners. Just check how many guest users there are.

BeerMakesMeSmart
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12664
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:49 pm

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

She's a gag donkey? That must be quite a show!
I'll miss you, pallie.

μεθύστακας
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 101
Joined: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:07 pm

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by μεθύστακας »

Have never partaken of this particular libation, however I think it safe to say that the op has effectively convinced me to steer clear for a good while.

User avatar
beerkegbilly
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2028
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
Location: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA

Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....

Post by beerkegbilly »

I never had it but I would still jerk off on your mom . I know what I said

Post Reply