I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Strange specimen, this one be.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I quite like sambuca actually
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I rather like jerking off in front of your mom...
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
does she like it though?peetie44 wrote:I rather like jerking off in front of your mom...
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Iz ur mom hawt? pic plz
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I'd prefer not to drink it, as every time I do, it seems to come back up. And it tastes even worse then.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I do both at the same time.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Well then your mom is t'HOT! But I get the feeling if you jerked off in front of her she'd simply walk out of the room wondering when this is ever going to stop. It was shocking once, now its just annoying.
And now I'm going to have a small glass of Sambuca since I keep a bottle in inventory for those Europeans who sometimes stop by.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Well, I'll share a bottle of Sambuca with your mom and then we'll see what happens.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Did you know one can send a message to her? With a link to this thread?
I advise to remove the link, you must be to young, making errors like this.
Did you know the prohibitionists are present on this forum? They are lurking in the corners. Just check how many guest users there are.
I advise to remove the link, you must be to young, making errors like this.
Did you know the prohibitionists are present on this forum? They are lurking in the corners. Just check how many guest users there are.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
She's a gag donkey? That must be quite a show!
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
Have never partaken of this particular libation, however I think it safe to say that the op has effectively convinced me to steer clear for a good while.
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Re: I'd rather jerk off in front of my mom than drink....
I never had it but I would still jerk off on your mom . I know what I said