Shit Just Got Real

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Shit Just Got Real

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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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This is why we stockpile, people.

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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It is a dark day when, faced with no other options, we must access our strategic Drambuie reserves.

May God's mercy shine upon them.
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Time to build a still and get busy....you'll never be out of stock then. If you run low, make some more!!!

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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Isn't this how Smoky & the Bandit started?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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Oh wow. Just when they need it the most.
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Gots to make you love the EU...
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All you need is a sieve

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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My heart cry's for you New Jersey. It is some sad news to hear.I hope they get restock soon.What I see off the news they are going to need stiff drink man.

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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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Take this as a warning and stock up. Booze will be worth it's weight in gold bottle and all. Doesn't matter the quality. After people get settled in after the disaster to wait it out, they will be screaming for booze.
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Re: Shit Just Got Real

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sure, but would we really barter booze? fuck no, we wouldn't. still stocking up is always a good idea, if you can.
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