Sweet Lord help me!
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Booz Hound
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Sweet Lord help me!
I just got back off a forced 90 day booze free stint, im now forced to be as undercover as undercover can be, i drank some vodka i found in a bottle outside on the ground so i know my senses are in tact but im beset on everysid buy horrible sobers! For shit sake save me!
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Re: Sweet Lord help me!
Are you in imminent danger if you imbibe? Time to look out for yourself. Be safe.
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JimLahey
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Re: Sweet Lord help me!
More details please, this sounds like a good story.
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Napoleon said that an army marches on its stomach. The Duke of Wellington stated that the army's liver was more important to be sated. Who won?
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Sweet Lord help me!
Boy do you sound like Barney on the Simpsons man
Re: Sweet Lord help me!
I'm afraid he has said too much already.JimLahey wrote:More details please, this sounds like a good story.
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Re: Sweet Lord help me!
I'm sorry guys, but this is so much in character that I have to do it: "If God refuses to help you, I have a contract ready for you to sign."
Sorry.
Sorry.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.