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I would like to have a dinner party

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Full on foods, wine, massive quantitites of cocktails both before and after
and some nice desserts. heavy on the chocolates, if you please
and wine, always, wine


oh, and you are all invited, of course.
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I'll need to get my jacket pressed.
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i have no appropriate slacks.
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thanks for the invitation. Hope there's a cheese course too
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I'll get me coat...
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I needed an excuse to buy a new shirt and tie.
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Well, just show up with appropriate hostess gifts, and I will guarantee you a nice dinner. You even get those tossaway carriers for your leftovers.
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Mr. Viking wrote:thanks for the invitation. Hope there's a cheese course too
Cheese? We have more cheese than you can imagine.
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Savage wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:thanks for the invitation. Hope there's a cheese course too
Cheese? We have more cheese than you can imagine.
i dunno, i can imagine an awful lot....
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Wingman wrote:
Savage wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:thanks for the invitation. Hope there's a cheese course too
Cheese? We have more cheese than you can imagine.
i dunno, i can imagine an awful lot....
you don't want to end up like US ex-president Andrew Jackson, 1400lbs of cheddar gone in 2 hours
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i purchased some haagar slacks at penny's . i hope they'll be appropriate.
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they're teal.
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treetop wrote:they're teal.
I'd go with some Sans-a-Belt Trousers, myself.
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Will alcohol be served?
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Sounds like Sangria Saturday at my house.
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