Was This a Smooth Move?

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by BBoozer » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:35 am

Did you stick your telephone number to the bottle? You didn't?? Amateur. I you want to get laid, do it the right way.

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Miklo » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:27 am

If there was any one behind you in line, it was the wrong time. timing is everything, and you cant expect that she will stop what she is doing to make a connection with you. I would have moved to the back of the line, so that you could have a little conversation with her, or what bboozer said, put your number on the bottle.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by OtisCampbell » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:07 pm

I will try again after New Years. Or, maybe not. Either way it was fun to surprise someone with a bottle of booze.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:54 am

OtisCampbell wrote:...Either way it was fun to surprise someone with a bottle of booze.
Great attitude. Go to and good luck.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by EuroSlave » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:29 am

The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle and

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Bur » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:08 am

EuroSlave wrote:The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle and
And what? Don't leave me hanging!

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Lush City » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:15 pm

I know I shouldn't have followed this thread...
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:36 pm

You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

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The customer-worker social dynamic is such that when the customer is male and the worker is female, the flirtation is mostly a formality, and/or part of the sales pitch. It will almost never pan out except in pornographic films.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Wingman » Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:31 pm

the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Lush City » Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:42 pm

Be very careful. People are strange when you are a stranger.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Patchez » Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:58 am

Wingman wrote:the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.
That's because you are one handsome son of a bitch(not Gay).

What about the rest of us fat slobs?
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by nileblackflame » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:06 pm

Miklo wrote:If there was any one behind you in line, it was the wrong time. timing is everything, and you cant expect that she will stop what she is doing to make a connection with you. I would have moved to the back of the line, so that you could have a little conversation with her, or what bboozer said, put your number on the bottle.
I agree. Great gesture, but next time I would find a slower time of day to give the gift of booze. Cheers, Otis!

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Wingman » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:52 pm

Patchez wrote:
Wingman wrote:the chicks at the liquor store check me out all the time. also the grocery store.
That's because you are one handsome son of a bitch(not Gay).

What about the rest of us fat slobs?
huh. i thought it was their job....
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Fast Cast » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:19 pm

EuroSlave wrote:The proper way was to drink the booze, knock her out with the empty bottle
Preferably Ten High, if you want to be suave and stylish about it.


That being said, you are a true gentleman and drunkard for gifting a lady with booze. Her response is on her, not you.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?

Post by Fast Cast » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:21 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:You should have smote her and wore her skin in a victory dance.

Edit:
The customer-worker social dynamic is such that when the customer is male and the worker is female, the flirtation is mostly a formality, and/or part of the sales pitch. It will almost never pan out except in pornographic films.

Booze porn, an idea whose time has come...
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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