Is this a thread about roofies?The Carlsberg Kid wrote:LOL. Me neither. Anyway the key to whether ladies are attracted to you or not is VERY simple. Its called pupil dilation. It has been scientifically PROVED that when a Babydoll is interested, her pupils ( the black bit ) dilate ( get bigger ). In low light pupils dilate naturally, therefore in low light ( night / bar / disco ) one must be circumspect.Lush City wrote:Be very careful. People are strange when you are a stranger.
That's why I don't go out anymore.
However, in good light ( daylight / well lit room / liquor store ) if her pupils dilate you are COMPLETLEY assured of ultimate victory. Whatever the fuck that is. Also be aware, you could look like the most handsome guy in the world or she could be Miss Hollywood and you still might not hit it off.
Very small things put people off each other. I havnt worked out what the small things are yet, but when I do I will write a best selling book.
Was This a Smooth Move?
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Was This a Smooth Move?
Crystal meth I think...Judge wrote:Is this a thread about roofies?The Carlsberg Kid wrote:LOL. Me neither. Anyway the key to whether ladies are attracted to you or not is VERY simple. Its called pupil dilation. It has been scientifically PROVED that when a Babydoll is interested, her pupils ( the black bit ) dilate ( get bigger ). In low light pupils dilate naturally, therefore in low light ( night / bar / disco ) one must be circumspect.Lush City wrote:Be very careful. People are strange when you are a stranger.
That's why I don't go out anymore.
However, in good light ( daylight / well lit room / liquor store ) if her pupils dilate you are COMPLETLEY assured of ultimate victory. Whatever the fuck that is. Also be aware, you could look like the most handsome guy in the world or she could be Miss Hollywood and you still might not hit it off.
Very small things put people off each other. I havnt worked out what the small things are yet, but when I do I will write a best selling book.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
