It's Festivus
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Re: <{[Official 2017 Festivus Thread]}>
Sir, I believe the plural is Foot Foot of Strength.
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May everyone have a Charles Bukowski Christmas.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
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Yes, and a bukaki chrixmast to you as well.
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Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:44 pmI hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.
I need
- Drink
- Smokes
- Food
for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
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He drinks bum wine. But not just any bum wine but bum wine in a converted milk carton with the twist off cap.
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
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I'm done buying shit for my friends and family for Saturnalia this year. Woo hoo! This should be fun. :D
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Totally. I can't wait for the Airing of Drunkard Grievances.
Did everyone decorate their Festivus Pole?
Did everyone decorate their Festivus Pole?
Okole maluna!
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Ah!NYDingbat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:05 pmYou realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:44 pmI hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.
I need
- Drink
- Smokes
- Food
for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
If you`ll go booze-shopping for me, I`ll stop my whining. I`m totally on board with that.
Drink!
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You realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?NYDingbat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:05 pmYou realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:44 pmI hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.
I need
- Drink
- Smokes
- Food
for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
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Without further ado, let us commence the celebration of the Saturnalian Feast of St. Festivus and get it on with the Dance of the Pole. This year we have a very nice, galvanized steel fence pole provided to us courtesy of the New Jersey Dept. of Transportation.
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Dance of the Pole? Like strip club style? Dance you monumental pussies!
Okole maluna!
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Happy Saturnalian Saturday and Feast of St. Festivus for the rest of us!
Okole maluna!
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A monument to pussy shall be erected as we decorate the pole in honor of the victory of St. Festivus over the forces of x-mas, chanukah, kwanzizzle, ramendan, boxer day, hitler's birthday, national secretaries week, the super bowl, taco tuesday and canadian thanks giving.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:33 amDance of the Pole? Like strip club style? Dance you monumental pussies!
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