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Ahh yes, the airing of grievances, my second favorite part of Festivus.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Ahh yes, the airing of grievances, my second favorite part of Festivus.
Treat that like gifts; don't give the buggers what they expect!
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And now, the feats of strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin me, George.
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Krueger, George said your company stinks!
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This Christmas a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

MONEY for PEOPLE
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No bagel, no bagel, no bagel.
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My aluminum pole has been up for weeks. No tinsel. I find it distracting.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:And now, the feats of strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin me, George.
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Is BMMS still on strike from H&H Bagels?
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<{[Official 2017 Festivus Thread]}>

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Come one, come all! Gather around the Festivus Pole!

We're just about to start with the Airing of Grievances, that we may share all the ways we have disappointed one another throughout the year. Please, have a seat and start drinking. This is going to take a while.







A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
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Saturday Mr. Willies and possibly Bubblez will meet up to worship the Old Gods at Ullr Fest. Pics and shennanigisms forthcoming.
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I hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.

I need

- Drink
- Smokes
- Food

for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
Drink!
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Feets of strength
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