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Good God!

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Christ, i finally finished my piss tests but am under the "eye" of everone im know! I've been able to drink a pint of vodka and a shot of rye today but man this sucks!
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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Oh nooo, my brain!
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Sounds like you are having the toughest battle of all against the dries. Hang in there Barney!

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Screw it! Just got another Vodka pint! LETS ROCK AND ROLL!
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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Oh nooo, my brain!
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Booz Hound wrote:Screw it! Just got another Vodka pint! LETS ROCK AND ROLL!
That's the spirit!!!

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I was really fucking ill a few weeks ago courtesy of food poisoning. I had some blood tests taken at the hospital and was literally punching the air with joy [despite the fact I was still shitting blood] that my liver test, along with everything else, came back 100% fine.

I've emptied numerous bottles of bourbon to celebrate and will continue to do so.

This is the life!

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We all have our own destinies. May nothing hinder our freedom to seek those ends with as much pleasure as we can handle.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Booz Hound wrote:Christ, i finally finished my piss tests but am under the "eye" of everone im know! I've been able to drink a pint of vodka and a shot of rye today but man this sucks!
Egads! What happened?
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He ran a'foul of Johnny Law.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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